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micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Why do they walk like that

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Why do they walk like that

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micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Lyudmila [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    They’re old.

    Literally, that’s it. Your body degrades over time and it affects the way you move.

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      Yes. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/4443-osteoporosis

      Eta: this too. It tells the rest https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteoporosis

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    DAE think these two geriatric 80+yo men walk weird?! wowee

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Because they were both already alive when the printing press was invented?

  • xia
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    It’s the dance from the Peanuts.

    • StarkWolf [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      “Linus & Lucy” started playing in my head the instant I saw the photo.

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    You’re seeing a still image of something in motion. It doesn’t look like that in the way your brain is extrapolating the image.

  • LocalOaf [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    dio-walk jotaro-walk

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Parkinson’s.

  • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    …the cleverest of the apes

  • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    lizard alien

  • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

  • eyyImwalkin [none/use name]@hexbear.netBanned
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    it’s the naruto walk
    when you don’t go fast enough the arms just stay limp at your sides

    ice ICE baby

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    Can you walk it like this? I can walk it like that
    But can you walk it like this? I can walk it like that
    Huh!! *echoes*

    News reporters, invade my borders
    If I think it I will say it, you might have a recorder
    And then, UHH-OHH, the nation’s in upheaval
    The lefties always looking at me evil
    You’re stepping on my heels, you’re breathing down my neck
    I’m not Rodney Dangerfield, so give me respect

    Song

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Lean body mass percentage was too low in middle age. Do your squats, kids.

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