I read the article yesterday hoping it would be funny-pathetic. It wasn’t.

“Several of the dinner guests, in interviews with The New York Times, said that they attended the event with the explicit intent of influencing Mr. Trump and U.S. financial regulations.” Pan-seared influence peddling with a citrus reduction. The prez is a pro at quid pro quo.

I knew NPR people were insufferable libs but I had no idea what a ghoul Steve Inskeep is. He does comedy-horror dystopia yet it’s real.

i love going away for the weekend so i can scroll in a new location

His lady spider left him.

Yes. Eyelashes and eyebrows - false adornment, demonic, and the tools women use to lure men to the Devil.

GOOD POINT.

It’s like ten thousand GOP and all you need is [redacted]

I wonder what his “manly” stance on spoons, knives, and forks is.

Like juggalos but porkier?

I should have made that my title! In fact - I mentioned that album to somebody just yesterday.

I’m stealing that. I predict I might use it in a post title pretty soon. At Bluesky there was an orgy of Springsteen posting after Trump criticized him. The two will go at it again soon - I’m sure.

In other news - I spend too much time at Bluesky. I almost typed out “after Trump attacked him”. With what? A folding chair? Trump just used words.

poi orks we are east south east of the nbow…

Really? Sounds bad.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

So we rock on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Cold.

If this bill becomes law, ICE will become the best-resourced law enforcement agency in the history of the country, with more funding for detention than the entire federal Bureau of Prisons.

https://subium.com/profile/reichlinmelnick.bsky.social/post/3lpr3xcj2z227

Bluesky feels very strange to me right now. With the bill passing in the house - I expected dozens and dozens of posts like that but there are hardly any. Typical libs just don’t seem to give much of a fuck if the GOP is doing something and not Trump. I shouldn’t be surprised by any of this but I still am. Trump is always their main focus and bête Noire. Bluesky is very different from places like Reddit. Bluesky is a place for libs to pretend they’re back at brunch™.

I’ll edit the headline. I guess my poor copy editor skills are gonna get me fired. That was a joke not sarcasm. But it sure could be sarcasm.

Accidentally left off

I have terrible insomnia. But I don’t really know how bad my insomnia is when I wake up. I have to Hexbear and then check how many mistakes I make and how fast I them.

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