

I’d be down, fuck how I’m currently living lmao
Hot stuff, coming through 🏳️⚧️🐈⬛👽🌈🛢️🔥
I’d be down, fuck how I’m currently living lmao
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Baked muffins the other day with (pea) protein powder powder and they turned out… edible? The texture is off (too chewy and dense) but the flavor was pretty good
Hey it wasn’t instant, it took a couple minutes lol
Master Chief, do you mind telling me what you’re doing in Belgium?
Sir, tactical jetski gun time
Interacted with someone you think there are mutual sparks with for like 15 minutes and it just fucking crushes you for some reason that you didn’t immediately run away together and never look back and I don’t know what I expected
Please be safe
Can commiserate if you want
Somebody please be nice to me or something
Smoking on that “had to jumpstart two cars today and blew your credit card on shit at the anime convention and fell in love with a trans girl that helped you through a panic attack and gave you a figure from her booth on the house and then gave you the sweetest compliment then you tried to gift her your cute thrifted raincoat and she tried it on and said she loved how it looks but the sleeves were too short and the material gave her sensory issues and we both laughed when that was my complaint about it too and thought she might not have that issue but we’re both spectrumy and then she gave me a card with her socials but you thought it sounded like she meant it in a “hey let’s be friends” way instead of a crush way and now you’re ripping bowls in the backyard even though it’s freezing crying to Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space on repeat” pack
I’m in your areaaaaa
(probably not actually)
I’ll write him in for a third term if this means Lorne Michaels goes to Gitmo
Julio Rodriguez bought a movie accurate Aquaman trident and you get to wield it in the dugout to celebrate after you hit a dinger lol
The Darth Vader helmet was the old homer celebration and was something a fan with season tickets gave them for good luck and they all thought it was dope so you put that on after crankin’ a ding dong Johnson outta the yard too
(I miss Teoscar Hernandez ((player with the trident in that pic)), he went to the Dodgers but I’m happy he got a ring with them, he was really cool)
🎵🎶 The quill from a buzzard
The blood writes the word
I want to know am I the sky or a bird?
'Cause hell is boiling over
And heaven is full
We’re chained to the world
And we all gotta pull 🎵🎶
Got toasted awhile ago and just found “Eric Andre Show=Waluigi, Chris Gethard Show=Luigi” scribbled down on a sticky note barely legible
Much to think about
I haven’t skated in years and was never very good at it and now I have a broken hand and am sick but replaying a THPS game always makes me want to go out and bust my ass trying to skate the mini ramp at the local park
Aw man, the bonus levels on the Xbox port all kinda suck
Oh well, still had fun
Who wants brownies lol