Stupid-a fuckin’ game ⛳

Imagine if one of the kids in the outfield at the home run derby leapt the wall and made a sick catch to rob one of the batters

Washington DC!

she zucc on my hini till I soup

Shit, I’m in love with my best friend

lmao no fuckin’ way

dumbest timeline

Buck Bumble with Chinese Characteristics

I think it’s ghosts the whole way down

being turned into a double ghost would be fucked up

Slide guitar?

God could my dad drive a car

we’re getting well-done cooked brains online now, damn

nothing but charred gristle

Have a pair of pants from them I found thrifting that are great except for the button. It’s supposed to slot into a ridge that’s cut into the button to fasten, but it always pops loose which is really annoying and takes time securing after you use the bathroom. They’re great pants other than that, idk if that button is just kinda a lemon situation or what but watch out for that if you’re looking at a pair of pants from them

I’ve seen people wear stuff for an entire year, then return them at the end of that year and get a refund

(Bob Dylan voice)

We’ve gotta take it back

my voice jumped about two octaves when I saw them stand up and wave their lil hands around playing together