you’ve heard of “pistol caliber carbines”

now get ready for…

carbine caliber pistol

Baseball’s back baby. It’s good again. Awouuuu (wolf Howl)

1 upbear=1 Yankees lose

THAT’S A RIGHT TRIANGLE YA IDIOT

Fort Hubris

“we’ve actually got his joie de vivre levels here”

“C’mon man”

I welcome Greef Crim, but invite him to go further

Griff Creem wears a black woodoo hide jacket and rides a sick speeder bike and shoots one of those GIGN scoped revolvers as a blaster

I was gonna say “minor background Star Wars glup shitto”

Mann Co ass boomstick

Digimon World is very janky and odd but is really charming and pretty well received as a kinda niche classic

Dio asking “can’t you see what I mean?” like “no dude, wtf are you talking about? this song rocks though”

I thought Ivan Drago killed him in the ring but it’s been a long time since I saw the Rocky movies

He drank from the puddle

Operation Two Jimmy Party

large adult nephews are in control

trust the plan

DAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE

“Explain how!”

“Increased shipping costs also increase the prices of the commodities being shipped.”

Nah, they should definitely make a TV holiday special first