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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net · 2 hours ago

I'm here to chick ass and kew gubblebum

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I'm here to chick ass and kew gubblebum

KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net · 2 hours ago

KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net · 27 minutes ago

What if instead of masked fighters they were Lunchadores and they all sat down to enjoy a lvoely midday meal together

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What if instead of masked fighters they were Lunchadores and they all sat down to enjoy a lvoely midday meal together

KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net · 27 minutes ago

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 hours ago

I'm a ship captain of the S.S. Mary's Pleasure and the silly middle easterners keep telling me the strait of hormel is closed, and I laugh at them, now they are shooting cruise missiles at my ship.

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I'm a ship captain of the S.S. Mary's Pleasure and the silly middle easterners keep telling me the strait of hormel is closed, and I laugh at them, now they are shooting cruise missiles at my ship.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 hours ago

AI Sloppy Toppy

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AI Sloppy Toppy

Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 hours ago

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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net · 21 hours ago

* BANG * BANG * BANG * YOU BETTER NOT BE SHITTING IN THERE

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* BANG * BANG * BANG * YOU BETTER NOT BE SHITTING IN THERE

KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net · 21 hours ago

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 13 hours ago

yeah i read theory

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yeah i read theory

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 13 hours ago

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2000watts@lemmygrad.ml · 20 hours ago

If you think that your life is just working, eating, cleaning and meaningless consumption of media, then remember:

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If you think that your life is just working, eating, cleaning and meaningless consumption of media, then remember:

2000watts@lemmygrad.ml · 20 hours ago

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xijinpingist [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

God wills it, what can you do? Workers of the world, seize the beans of production!

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God wills it, what can you do? Workers of the world, seize the beans of production!

xijinpingist [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Andrzej3K [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 1 day ago

As a committed anti-racist I always use 12 cloves of garlic when the recipe calls for 2

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As a committed anti-racist I always use 12 cloves of garlic when the recipe calls for 2

Andrzej3K [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 1 day ago

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 1 day ago

🤌😩🤌🐱

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🤌😩🤌🐱

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 1 day ago

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

if women hold up half the sky then who holds up the other half?

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if women hold up half the sky then who holds up the other half?

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

Terrible news: After thousands of tons of armaments dropped on Tel Aviv, Kevin Spacey and Quentin Tarantino are both still alive

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Terrible news: After thousands of tons of armaments dropped on Tel Aviv, Kevin Spacey and Quentin Tarantino are both still alive

BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

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∞🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/it/its/its/itself, she/her/her/hers/herself, fae/faer/faer/faers/faerself, love/love/loves/loves/loveself, des/pair, null/void, none/use name]@lemmy.encryptionin.space · 2 days ago

I'm back from the store, what did I miss?

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I'm back from the store, what did I miss?

∞🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/it/its/its/itself, she/her/her/hers/herself, fae/faer/faer/faers/faerself, love/love/loves/loves/loveself, des/pair, null/void, none/use name]@lemmy.encryptionin.space · 2 days ago

Ekranoplane [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 3 days ago

As an American I'm pretty sure y'all just have to nuke us. I won't even be mad.

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As an American I'm pretty sure y'all just have to nuke us. I won't even be mad.

Ekranoplane [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 3 days ago

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segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

what if instead of a K shaped economy we had a GAY shaped economy

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what if instead of a K shaped economy we had a GAY shaped economy

segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

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Firstnamebunchofnumbers [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

I need to get more racister

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I need to get more racister

Firstnamebunchofnumbers [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

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miz [any, any]@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

Game of Thrones merchandising goes too far with a licensed metallic vibrator design that can heat up and cool down

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Game of Thrones merchandising goes too far with a licensed metallic vibrator design that can heat up and cool down

miz [any, any]@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

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cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

why is hog letting smollerinos eat her ballz? is the stoupid?

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why is hog letting smollerinos eat her ballz? is the stoupid?

cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

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2000watts@lemmygrad.ml · 2 days ago

Nazi Germany: "You are not allowed to make Hitler jokes"

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Nazi Germany: "You are not allowed to make Hitler jokes"

2000watts@lemmygrad.ml · 2 days ago

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ProjectCyberSin [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 4 days ago

Honest (Shinzo) Abe never told a lie, that’s why he got shot by Lee Harvey Oswald with a doohickey.

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Honest (Shinzo) Abe never told a lie, that’s why he got shot by Lee Harvey Oswald with a doohickey.

ProjectCyberSin [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 4 days ago

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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

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