Minix til the day I die.

With that attitude, you may survive us yet.

Mmmm spliffs are tasty.

Ah, can’t believe I forgot about that. Shame on me

Member of the party that wants to inspect genitals in a public bathroom believes he has a right to privacy in a public forum.

Is this the grape van from workaholics?

Some aids often change dad

infighting or… tenderizing

Annoy the ever loving shit out of my medical director until he put it in my protocols.

Girls!

I guess the Beastie Boys are not a household name anymore :(

All I really want is…

That might work in your favor. I wouldn’t cross that bridge with anything less than a 40 inch waist.

My SO has very few boundaries, but… THE SOCKS STAY ON!!!

I’m cool with it.

“you’re not a bad person because you’re poor, you’re poor because you’re a bad person”

a.k.a. the fundamental attribution fallacy

I have retired relatives that openly admit that republicans are stupid and evil, but they vote that way because their 401k’s are currently “up”. Nothing short of economic collapse will change their minds.

Sorry, it sounded funnier in my head. I didn’t mean to fault you in any way. I know it can be frustrating when your body seems to work against you.

You just need strengthen your lower esohageal sphincter… it’s the forgotten butthole.

He thinks he’s rich and can just “grab 'em”. He sees “dear leader” in the mirror. He’s just a kindergarten teacher receiving every gold star, bragging about acing the tests he writes and grades himself.

You sillybilly

Meanwhile, I’m over here playing Space Rangers HD like its 2013