More in line with the movie quote would be:

That wasn’t part of the meme!

Can’t you just chew on the leaves to curb withdrawal symptoms?

You have so many relationships in this life

Only one or two will last

You go through all the pain and strife

Then you turn your back and they’re gone so fast

Husk n beans

I don’t know that you did anything wrong. This is all too gross for me.

Only 9.66 dozens of dozen of dozen

It’s on strike.

Subway: “Yep, and that’s definitely the worst PR mistake we’ve ever made.”

You can’t stop the signal, Mal

Don’t forget about reverse mortgage era Tom Selleck

Some evidence suggests that coriander can help remove lead in lab rats.

“Post-holer for digging holes… for posts.”

quoth: Kaywinnet Lee Frye

Oh you haven’t heard?

LFS is literally just a manual though.

Minix til the day I die.

With that attitude, you may survive us yet.

Mmmm spliffs are tasty.

Ah, can’t believe I forgot about that. Shame on me

Member of the party that wants to inspect genitals in a public bathroom believes he has a right to privacy in a public forum.

Is this the grape van from workaholics?