you’re telling me this guy would rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer? what kind of rube is actually buying this story

who the heck would actually rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in their ear, this guy is a real character

spider-man 3 was a lot of fun, asura’s wrath was pretty cool too

he’d rather have a buffalo
he’d rather eat
he’s the gamer you’ve ever heard
he’s the nintendo nerd
he’s the atari sega nerd
he’s the video game nerd

would you rather have a buffalo?

i’m the only person who would rather have a buffalo

thank you di… i would rather have a buffalo though

i’m really worried right now… i think i might be the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard

i’ve decided that from now on when i don’t wanna do something i’m just gonna say i’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear

thinking i might take someone back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass.

it’s still so funny, what an asshole he is

everyone on this website is chickenshit to get on stage with the Beach Boys

i’m the same way with pistachios. i always just thought they were spicy

shoulders, chest, pants, shoes.

OKdi

yes di.

yeah i saw a damn monkey man last night… the freakin president

choose a damn week please

you can comment in here without a hexbear account, tell anyone who says otherwise to suck me

it looks mean