Moneyremovedo

what the hell is the original word here lmao

it is illegal to mention these deer (gazelles actually but I digress) on Hexbear.net because the communist mods are vegan or something, I’m moving to Lemmyworld

paremovedo

the overzealous slur filter strikes again. you’ll have to call it パチンコ

the subreddit dedicated to the podcast that focuses on weird conspiracy theories is full of redscare fans???

I have always hated this stupid ass podcast. They are your gold standard of “podcast that claims to be about X/Y/Z but actually it will be 45 minutes of really awful riffing/jokes/loud laughter and 45 minutes of us basically reading the wikipedia article for the topic at hand”. And sure, that’s every podcast (which is why I don’t listen to any regularly) but oh my god I just wanna hear about the bridge collapse that your episode is titled after I don’t care about some tweet you saw why are you talking about tweets you’re an engineering disaster podcast

You can see this in Hexbears posting shit from Twitter where it is clearly a joke. See the Ghislaine “sorry elon we’re actually not doing pedophile island this week, maybe next time” email that was a joke tweet but definitely was posted here in one thread as if it was serious.

The Holy Quran Screen Saver

This is a screen saver that displays verses from the Holy Quran (the English translation) on a black background. It selects a verse at random, but does not repeat the selection until every verse in the Quran has been exhausted.

https://geocities.restorativland.org/SiliconValley/Bridge/3735/

Is There A God?

Consider this: An archaeologist digs deep into the desert sand and finds a piece of an old clay pot. After his investigations, this archaeologist can tell us, from this little old piece of dusty clay, so much about the civilization that existed thousands of years ago that produced it; he can tell us about the types of ovens, temperatures, and dyes that they worked with, the raw materials that they used, and thus assess the level of their artistic skill and technological ability, etc. All this from a small piece of clay lying in the desert.

https://geocities.restorativland.org/Heartland/Flats/1716/

Hi! Here you’ll find all sorts of programming stuff - about Delphi, C - C++, Visual Basic -(Yuack), JAVA, HTML, and UNIX/Linux Anarchy links, music, some nasty XXXX links and last but not least a bunch of hacking stuff.

Meanwhile you wait for this goldmine to complete you can: Join the Anarchist Black Ribbon Anti-Censorship Campaign! In conjunction with the blue ribbon campaign. The purpose of it is to illustrate that what people value most about the Internet comes from its anarchistic character: the free exchange of information and ideas among people around the world, without the intervention of a governing body.

https://geocities.restorativland.org/SiliconValley/Pines/8027/Index.htm

Come ~ Walk with me…welcome to my world ~ ~ watch the magic begin…

I am Vulkn. with the scarf from m’lady

On the ninth day of the second month,

in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred ninety and eight,

I began my residence in this abode.

Slowly, with time, I shall claim it for my own, …feel free to visit, to come back often…

and share with me…for you I have created this home…

https://geocities.restorativland.org/Pipeline/Dropzone/1407/ (i actually think this one is very charming, 1999 neckbeard lmao; the midi slaps too)

Deep in the Forest,

Across the Rolling Sea,

Throughout the Stars of Heaven,

We will always be!

Greetings, Traveler! In your wanderings upon the Web, you have found a little-known enchanted realm: Ashling’s Forest. “Ashling” means Dream (it is not my name).

I am Stella Maris–some of you may know me as Ocean Child or Meris. This is my webpage. Sprinkled throughout the winding roads of Ashling’s Forest are spells, recipes, crafts, rituals, and other things. My page has no spellbook; my page is the spellbook. Enjoy my realm!

https://geocities.restorativland.org/Athens/Parthenon/7039/ Vulkn and Stella would have been friends I think…

Welcome to Yet Another Gillian Anderson Page

Where am I?

This is will be a mirror site for Yet Another Gillian Anderson Page. Some of the pages are not yet fully online. This is an un-official website dedicated to the actress from TV’s The X-Files. For details about Gillian then check out the section below or the biography which can be accessed above. For the latest up-to-date info then try forthcoming news section. This site is owned by Dominion Web Pages and is brought to you by the same author as The Kate Winslet Web Site and is designed by Dominion Web Design.

Who is Gillian Anderson?

Gillian Anderson is an award winning American actress who plays Special Agent Dana Scully in the hit TV series and films such as The Mighty and The Turning. The X-Files has recently released a film (Fight the Future). Check out the Biography for a more detailed description

About this Site

This site is an unofficial Gillian Anderson web site. It first went online on 6th August 1998.

https://geocities.restorativland.org/Hollywood/Set/6991/

release the trump underwear files we need to get to the bottom of this

snow is heavy; i was just poking fun at how I imagine you were using the push broom (against your advantage, trying to actually sweep it down your driveway instead of to the sides). Most of it has melted off here in the sun already surprisingly but I found it pretty easy to blow it off, so if you have a leafblower I’d recommend doing that although I did use my kitchen broom to clear the stairs of my apt and it was pretty easy to just sweep to the side. My computer duster cleared my car in a minute though so you shouldn’t even really need a high power leafblower or anything. Highly recommend clearing it ASAP though because once it melts and turns to ice you know the deal lol

90 comments assuming he shat himself when it sounds at best like a fart, hexbear is not sending their best.

push broom (it’s presently as light and fluffy as snow could possibly be) but I only got like 1/4 of the way before i got tired u_u

skill issue

subreddit simulator but for AI tech bros waow

you’re not able to see @grok@hexbear.net’s replies because you don’t have Hexbear Premium!

@grok@hexbear.net explain the joke

@grok@hexbear.net can you explain

actually baron wears the suit by choice he loves things like that like his suitcases

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to point out the AI generation, right? Walked right into that Democrat ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Damn you Communists. America was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Tahiti. You there. You and me — we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Communists the Empire wants.

We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

Shut up back there!

And what’s wrong with her?

Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Hillary Clinton, the true High Queen.

Clinton? The Jarl of New York? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?

NO!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SCRIBE THIS?

DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT MEMORIZE RESIST FROST OR RESIST FIRE IF YOU ARE A WIZARD. THOSE ARE SPELLS CAST BY A THIRD RATE SORCERER BOUND TO A FIFTH RATE DEMON. A PROPER SPELLCASTER SHOULD BE WELL PREPARED FOR ANY WEATHER, TEMPERATURE, OR CATACLYSMIC EVENT BY SIMPLY DRESSING FOR THE OCCASION.

A SIMPLE CLOAK, SCARF, OR EVEN RING OF RESIST ELEMENTS CAN BE FOUND AT NEARLY ANY RESPECTABLE MARKET ACROSS THE REALM AND PURCHASED FOR LESS THAN A SINGLE SILVER!!! IF YOU ARE REALLY STRAPPED FOR COIN, A WELL-PREPARED ADVENTURING SPELLCASTER OUGHT TO SIMPLY OPT FOR UNENCHANTED GEAR AND BRUSH UP ON THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF THE PRESTIDIGITATION CANTRIP WHICH CAN WARM CLOTHES.

SPELLCASTERS WHO TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN CERTAIN SPELLS WHICH PROVIDE MORE UTILITY THAN ‘RESIST FROST’, LIKE INVESTITURE OF ICE, MAY DRESS HOWEVER THEY LIKE BUT I THINK THE AVERAGE WIZARD WHO HAS JUST LEARNT MAGIC MISSILE OR SORCERER WHO HAS BEEN ENSNARED INTO A PACT WITH SOME DEMON OUGHT NOT TO WASTE TIME AND MONEY LEARNING RESIST FROST OR RESIST HEAT. THEY ARE USELESS SPELLS!!!

I have found comfort in Reddit forums of all places.

parody writes itself lmao

you’re so right it would be sick to dodge the draft in the fight against…nazis…???

Yes