I used to live down the street from a Starbucks. And in the men’s room they had a supply closet that they didn’t lock. So me and my roommate would take turns stealing a GIANT roll of toilet paper from there and slip it in a backpack.
It’s Starbucks. They’ve got enough money and they can lock that supply closet whenever they want.
Yeah, but that industrial grade TP in public bathrooms is ROUGH.
I was a young anarchist at the time. Sure I was technically an anarchist. I depended on The machine buildings or whatever I don’t know what I’m talking about. I was suppping off of something to survive. Idk I was a poor fuck off. But still, I’ve got a for you
I mean, clearly I don’t know what I’m talking about. But I was living For free. . If that’s not punk rock, I don’t know what is
Constantly paying for TP is a suckers game, that’s why I installed one of these next to my toilet
Loooong ago they had these on Washington State Ferries, weirdly enough.
My partner bought washable wipes. We have washable “paper towels” that are cloth. We also have washable “kleenex” which are just little cloth pads that you can use for whatever else, like blowing your nose or whatever.
A handkerchief?
not exactly… it came in a pack of 100… they’re much softer and smaller than a handkerchief but they can function as one i suppose
These things always grossed me out, ain’t no way that machine properly disinfects the towel.
It’s a roll that unwinds, it doesn’t loop back around lol.
Still kind of gross and I wouldn’t want to use one but at least it’s not as bad now!
Huh I thought the thing dries it and (somehow) disinfects it. Doesn’t the roll get spent pretty quickly otherwise? It’s usually fairly thick.
It contains the used towel in a cylinder that gets taken and washed by a cleaning service. Maintenance staff will have extras to swap in just like a paper towel roll
The ones at my workplace get washed by a washing machine on a daily basis, I never even considered that the device cleans the cloth itself since that would indeed be impossible to do sufficiently in such a compact device.
Yea whenever I saw one of those I just used my pants instead, especially since.i only ever saw them in the dirtiest truck stop bathrooms
GET A BIDET GET A BIDET GET A BIDET GET A BIDET GET A BIDET GET A BIDET
I got a bidet for less money than this holder
Still needs wiping. I use even more TP now than I did before the bidet, but I feel so much more clean.
I got little cheap drying cloths that I put in with my laundry after one use. I haven’t bought new TP in a year
I just use a separate blow dryer for my ass
I eat sufficient quantities of daily fruit and veg that I don’t need a pressure washer to clean my ass
I don’t care how much fiber you’re eating, dry paper is not sufficiently cleaning you. If you got shit on your arm you would not wipe it off with a paper towel and carry on with your day.
Skill issue tbh
Unless there’s soap involved, you aren’t clean. If you got shit on your arm you would not rinse it off either.
So let’s not pretend anyone has a clean butthole after pooping.
“Rinsing with water isn’t clean enough for me, that’s why I choose the even less sanitary option”
Many logic
But is that sufficiently cleaned? That’s what you said, right? In what world is a bidet sufficiently cleaning you? Sufficient for what, even? It’s not sufficient for actually doing anything with your butthole, and toilet paper is sufficient for not smelling like shit, so there’s something between those that I’m supposed to worry about being “sufficiently clean” for.
can’t put a bidet in my outhouse
Oh yeah?! Think again, no excuses
Rolling up to the family bbq in the park with this bad boy holstered
the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bidet is a good guy with a bidet
bidets aren’t consumablenot with that attitude
this is just the toilet paper rolls they sell to gas stations
I like how it’s the same price as a good bidet. Toilet paper is paying a subscription fee for your own ass.
Enough for a full White House
Wholly poop! I thought this was a joke, but nope:
“By popular demand!”
Imagine all the requests they must have gotten demanding more poop paper on each roll.
TBF, their regular rolls are (were?) single-ply, linty, and rolls ram out fairly quickly. I won’t buy it, but im not above using it if I run short and someone gifts me a roll. This is bamboo, so maybe it’s a little bit better?
ETA: i wonder if slower breakdown will wreak havoc on septic and sewer systems?
The bamboo roll on that page is a different product. Wow, Charmin is disrupting the TP game on multiple fronts!
The American diet is not fibre-rich, to put it mildly.
Just eat the toilet paper
but won’t the toilet paper just rip off instead of turning that huge thing?
true…true…
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- Well, yeah, if you want the engine to actually activate and not just lock the whole thing up to prevent it from turning at all…
Crapitalism breeds innovation
The innovation:
how would that fit on a toilet paper holder?
they’re like ~15cm from the wall at full extension
or do yankees have different ones?
Comes with the holder, but real poopmaxxers knock a wall out.
I just find it hilarious that this behemoth of a toilet paper roll requires a new free standing apparatus instead of using the convenient built-in solution that every bathroom already has. You’ve gotta be really dedicated to the art of wiping to go out of your way for this.
ah, that makes more sense
like i’m thinking about this kinda thing
or parallel to the wall, like in some public toilets
What no poop knife bonus for free?
You have to just stick a pole out of your wall to hold it sideways.
I can’t believe this is real
I can
I worked at a pharmacy for a while and let me tell you, these people do not eat fiber!
