me and the bad bitch i pulled by having like 10 braids in my hair

we’ve decided that half of them belong to your “friend”, and the other half you’ve never seen before, so you’re free to go

if joe biden is so great where’s joe triden

actually george soros’ DEI weather machines did that

we searched your luggage and found this 🫘

care to explain yourself?

wolfenstein 3d is actually a game about becoming mecha hitler

do you have any beanis to declare? ✍️

understandable, have an enjoyable trip maam

please step aside love, you’ve been randomly selected for additional screening

do they accept iraqi dinar

comrade pibb didn’t ban themself

now they’re buttery and glistening 😳

wet assy p-ring

heck yeag

what kinds of pancake toppings/fillings do you like?

i think i’m transitioning into a child instead of a woman, one tsa guy asked if I was 18, and another asked if I was 13 🫠

👁️

it’s a subtle salute to the semen retrieval squads 🫡

9000 gallons of fresh water were boiled to generate that response

the matrix knows 👁️