ONCE AND FOR ALL!

THEY'RE MINERALS

Ell-oh-ell

I’m sure going all trigger happy with tariffs is totally going to make them want to be economic partners with the USA

Obesiance, I reckon

Make sure to face him to the East

That way he can watch the sun rise on his agony every single day

Unfortunately, this is someone whose brain has ascended to a separate plane of existence

Oh man, this takes me back…

I call upon the spirit of Alfred Nobel, make the peace prize into dynamite!

It’s sort of the same reason monsters are cool

You try to portray your enemy as some sort of inhuman wraith of incalculable danger and compared to protagonist Milton Q. Toast, they’re just cool

I find cherry tomatoes too sweet straight up

I usually roast them with a little salt and pepper and it gives them a nicer depth of flavor

Tomato soup is the same, I gotta roast those bad boys for a bit before I soupify them

Only time I prefer raw tomato is on a nice tomato sandwich and it’s got to be an immaculate tomato for that

Sometimes, life comes at you fast

Yeah, the good shit

His eyes are watering, that’s the good shit

Put him in the Lulag!

AmericaPartyX

Dog Joe Rogan: Damn man, that's crazy

You ever try DMT?

(DMT = Dog Meat Taco)

Dark City (1998)

Make them deal with the White Pharaoh