They’re gonna make a Beager

This is pushed back hair, not slicked back

Should’ve kept him in the green pajamas with the purple tunic and old man sleeping hat

Don’t think so

But I should see if I can find that script to the Turok movie I wrote back in college

It ends with Turok fighting a cyborg General Custer

Now wave to the crystalline entity, blow it kisses!

bulletproof badass

I’m afraid that baby knows they can’t change

BlueSky

Jokes on you, I never thought I was smart or had potential

I always thought everyone else was just horribly misinformed

THOSE MINES ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL CIVILIANS DECADES INTO THE FUTURE

Cuba Libre

They did press federal charges against him for a reason

midlife crisis

2003

Where’s Donkey Kong when you need him?

The ICJ is investigating the Ukrainian government’s attempt at genocide in Eastern Ukraine

5 year sentence

released after 20 days

I don’t believe in carceral punishment, but goddammit, this is just my college dorm days

The paper tiger trying to convince everyone it can be more than cardboard

I choose to believe this is a gag

I must believe this a gag

Anarchy is a land of contrasts