We need to replace our light tanks

Best we can do is recreate the Mammoth tank from Command and Conquer

20 more years!

Just one more thing…

We should also pass out guides on how to talk like Peter Falk

Hence why the USA keeps telling Ukraine to lower the fighting age of their troops

It’s ghoulish, but it’s not their boys!

Well, I lost two teeth getting punched in the face at a bar so it can happen to the best of us

Should check with some of the dentists in your area though, some of them do pro bono restorative work and even if not, you might get some caps or a crown or something

Only thing I can think of is bird netting

Time to set up some Home Alone style traps

Just in case

What can I say?

That’s my secret

Thank you

The secret is Frinkiac.com

Oxo GoodGrips Reusable Lint Roller

As someone with many pets, it keeps me looking crisp and stylish

I made that!

What if it’s this elephant?

How much would it cost to get an elephant to step on this guy’s head?