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“In the last thirty days, 100% of my contributions to Claude Code were written by Claude Code.”
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It makes me hopeful that I can learn enough Chinese to see space.


YAY CONFIRMED FOR LAUNCH. T-10.
I love the 1984 Nickelsdorf live recording. It has such a great beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ9yrrrA7A8


Simple trigonometry. I would calculate the origins of the missile as it’s flying toward me and dodge before running there. Then I’d roundhouse neck chop all the soldiers and assassins I find. NOBODY shoots a missile at me.

I was trying to scientifically determine if I could make his eyebrows larger here but went too big and made him a badass anime villain.


It only listens to me. That’s why I can interact with it in the room, but you can only stand there and listen to him make all the fun noises you like from the cartoon. Its voice sounds like my voice but you cannot record them to compare.


It’s had a rocky history but I’m all for being as cautious as possible with spaceflight unless it’s a billionaire’s passion project. It would suck to lose a platform that could launch the next generation of space telescopes and a crew over-educated enough to do that to some stupid Challenger engineering failure.


For $20 I’ll stand in front of any building and tell you there’s a pikachu inside but it’s immunocompromised so you can’t see it.


I appreciate that they could have moved the exhibit over slightly and avoided it looking like she lives in a fracking site, but they didn’t.


Pikachu is literally in my garage and you can meet him for $300. You cannot turn on the light.


That’s the one big downside. Make it a Pokemon event so that most of the guests are over age 30.


It’s one of those Certified :debord-tired: Moments for me. I hate when a simulacrum has too many layers to it and these events are like slop pilgrimages to shrines with fake relics.


A Range Rover Velar, with a fuel economy of around 24mpg. 19 year-old with a $60-80k SUV.


Here’s someone taking their first road trip, driving 17 hours during an oil crisis, in a Barbie SUV to attend this $250-400 dreamfest.


Big slow drone swarm targets. Ukraine already showed the prototype for a real 21st century naval war in its drone attacks on Russian ships, but the Russian navy has been considered a joke for over a century. The US Navy claims to be the best of the best and its carrier groups are at the forefront of screening doctrine. If they lose multiple ships in some humiliating way, there’s no point in investing in similar ships to counter them.
If this becomes a naval invasion and especially a ground war, I think we’re going to see a future where the best strategy is like nuclear deterrence was in the 20th century. All you need is a mountain you can dig a big hole under and as many drones/missiles as you can fit in it. Iran is still achieving a regional blockade and economically undermining the US at an existential level just by firing a few shots per day. You can’t bomb or raid the mountain, but as long as it exists anything within range of it is under siege for a fraction of the cost to counter it.


Everyone in my life is causing so much DRAMA. Not me tho I’m just invading Iran and crashin the economy but EVERYONE ELSE and they are SO MEAN TO ME.


With dolphins. I like CETI, so sure. That’d be fun.


I can’t distinguish it from Star Trek, but I also like Star Trek so I don’t mind it. Someone should be taking that fully-automated luxury gay space communism thing seriously and including dolphins because that’s all fun. Silly Time for socialists.
I like that this one seems to be aimed more toward a domestic/sympathetic audience than the first one, which was entirely a diss track toward Trump for American war supporters. If I was in an Iranian bunker right now, I would have your exact response.