I got a warning for explaining the whole 88 = HH = heil hitler recently

Literally a Futurama bit

Rodney Bearman would be an incredible name for a big hairy gay porn actor

I’m trying to think of how you make these, usually the pumpkin filling I make is pretty liquidy before baking, do you bake the filling first & then pipe them into the pre-baked pastry dough shells?

Back in my younger days I almost felt bad for my boss whining about this kind of shit until I was unloading stock and got a look at what he was actually paying for supplies/ingredients and was able to do the math on the difference between what materials cost, what I was paid, and what the final product sold for.

Needless to say I never worried myself about his expenses ever again

Not even going to bother pointing out the laundry list of reasons this is a stupid fucking idea. This case of terminal car brain can live in an atmosphere of engine exhaust, tire particles, and constant traffic noise while I live in my quiet apartment that’s a 5 minute walk through a park to my local transit station.

Yea whenever I saw one of those I just used my pants instead, especially since.i only ever saw them in the dirtiest truck stop bathrooms

Constantly paying for TP is a suckers game, that’s why I installed one of these next to my toilet

Hell yea

Jesus was a foot guy, I know what Jesus would do…

Lmao I can imagine how that went down

HR lady: “well that was a long day but we finally got through the last layoff”

Lawyer: “…about that…”

At this point, being a successful artist requires figuring out which group of powerful pedos you sell your soul to.

Possum Jesus played dead for your sins

modern artists don’t share your vision

He should commission a copy of The Last Supper but it’s the apostles’ fursonas

The pope is going to start commissioning furry artists for portraits of various saints

In unrelated future news fuel prices will increase by 38.5 cents per gallon for gas and 47 cents per gallon for diesel

I feel like taking your campaign portrait holding a knife would boost your polling numbers in Winnipeg

Wait “Hispanics don’t get hurt from falling” is something racists actually say??

Hispanics can cast Feather Fall once per day