Supermarket Sweep, insofar as that can be considered a sport.
Pole dancing?
This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.
Taekwondo
I read through all of these suggestions and up voted mom. But even after reading all the others, yours still made me audibly chuckle.
I vote paintball with horse armor.
Also the markers are mounted on the horse, turning them into agile paint tanks.
Ice hockey. I mean, ice polo. The fights would be wicked.
Bobsledding.
“Feel the horses, feel the rhyme, get on up, it’s bobsled time”
Water Polo
With seahorses.
That’s a big seahorse.
Dude, they’re self conscious. Not cool.
Polo is Croquet on Horseback
Um… 🤯
Water polo seems cruel to the horses.
Then we should hippos instead
So water polo with murder cows?
Sure I’d watch that.
Hey there Georgie.
I love me some George Carlin.
Chess without horses is just lacking something
Knights usually.
Swords would be a great addition too!
Chess.
I wanna see two nerds trying to castle while riding at a full gallop, trying to juggle the board on the back of a saddle like a first-time dad trying to tell his wife to hold on until they get to the hospital.
That one season of Yu-Gi-Oh where they rode motorbikes for no reason
You should check out chessboxing it’s actually very entertaining
They dont actually fight and play chess at rhe same time, they alternate, but the whiplash is wild. And you’ve got high-level players completely shook making blunders cause they were fighting 30 seconds ago
So what we’re saying is: chess jousting
Ski jump, obv.
Rugby
Texas Hold 'Em
Five-card stud suddenly takes on a new meaning.
I am now imagining Greg Raymer in a horse with matching reptile glasses
