Cope cord.

All 10 of course. Rather keep it discreet though, don’t want anybody asking awkward questions about why I carry around bags of fingers, whose fingers they are, that sort of thing.

Smelly, moist and full of seamen.

It’s just a new flavor, nothing says he can’t still lick them.

Anything’s a wire if you piss off the pixies badly enough.

Going from shampoo to ram poo.

You’re right, let’s just call this one and start fresh with the next.

I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

No.

They were pioneers of the “is he stupid?” meme. Sorry you had to find out this way though.

Sounds like an armed attack on a NATO member.

Spontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?

Trump is expected to sign another executive order declaring that his father loved him and he doesn’t cry himself to sleep every night thinking about it. Also that Eric is an unbearable chode.

Dang, guess I’ll have to move up my plans.

Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

Took a while to find the chunky yellow skates in this post. Nicely hidden.

The other list of sexually active popes (and other associated clergy) who have “had children” is stashed away in the Vatican somewhere.

Probably start eating brains. Too close to a major population center to think I’d get out and away without being bitten at least once or twice.

Looks like she’s exhausted from a long day of trying to grow into them. Big job.

cactus cock

Cocktus.