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  • Godzilla vs Megalon

    It’s been years since I saw it, but it was my jam as a kid. Some sea people are mad and send their giant beetle thing, Megalon, to attack the surface, the sea people (Seatopians) also get help from aliens that send their kaiju, Gigan, to assist. A size changing robot, Jet Jaguar, gets his ass beat but Godzilla comes to the rescue in the nick of time. The end battle is a straight up WWE tag team matchup with kaijus!

    Plus the movie ends with Jet Jaguar’s bad ass theme song and a freeze frame!


  • “Catching the criminal illegal aliens and pedophile predators. Don’t you want us to protect the kids?”

    Oh. Ok. So, can you show me the signed warrants that you have that prove you have cause to circle schools? How many pedophile predators have you caught that are white citizens or do you only look for ones with a darker shade? Have you caught the one in the big White House yet? There have been a whole slew of files provided the public on that one! Why can’t you all stop the shooters who hit up schools? Many are reported to the FBI before it even happens…

    How do we know you aren’t pedophiles? What’s your name and badge number so that we can verify that you are who you say you are.