Humans are slow learners. We have been doing this shit to ourselves for way too long.

Disappointing but not surprising

Chet wins

Good on her for smacking that shit down while also trying to stay positive

I’ve heard that, too. Maybe the soldiers should have kept their mouths shut. Why didn’t they?

While still in Ukraine, the two soldiers said in media interviews that they wanted to resettle in South Korea.

I watched Skeleton Crew. It was pleasantly non-terrible. There’s absolutely no way that Disney will simply let this franchise die, so I guess I’ll trust Watts with it as much as anyone.

This question is 100% valid, but I really don’t want to think about it

We give out juice boxes. They’re surprisingly popular. Trick-or-treating is thirsty work. Sometimes, even the adults who are with the kids ask for a few.

We don’t have too many kids come by, so this doesn’t bankrupt us.

Terrible person has an affair with another terrible person, then terrible things happen. Got it.

The Carol Burnett show was awesome. I pity the haters.

This is simultaneously new and inevitable

I’m relieved that the last word in this headline is “condiments”

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All because a few trillion-dollar companies want lower electricity bills. Fuck, humans can be such greedy assholes.

That’s insane. I simply assumed they were closed loop systems because it makes sense. When I worked with HVAC systems, that’s all they ever were.

Wow.

“We carry water in jerry cans,” said Nas al-Barawi, 34, a mother of five from Beit Lahia.

The irony here is truly remarkable.

According to Wikipedia, “It was designed in Germany in the 1930s for military use…” and “The name of the jerrycan refers to its German origins, Jerry being slang for Germans.”

No further comment.

Which book does he not remember writing?

How?

Nice to start my day reading about an asshole earning himself felony charges.

Edit: what? It is. This dipshit deserves whatever the judge throws at him.

Anyone who thinks “Free Palestine” is somehow antisemitic is welcome to leave at any time.