That makes early detection even more important!

Get them all CAT scans immediately

That is awesome of her

I would also like to see a nationwide law enforcement license, with mandatory inclusion of disciplinary information, so an especially bad cop can’t just get a job in the next state.

My cousin and I send stupid memes to each other. It’s a great way to keep in touch without the burden of actually saying anything significant.

We also share a similar sense of humor, so that helps. It’s not critical, though. I recommend it!

That makes sense, but it’s also incredibly unappealing.

I work retail in the US. It’s not just some meaningless “policy”; it’s drilled into us that we shouldn’t obstruct a suspected shoplifter, confront them, or even politely ask if they have a receipt. People who try to intervene are putting themselves and others at a bigger risk than they realize. What she did was a MAJOR no-no.

Companies have decided that the loss of profits from shoplifting are negligible compared to the risk of a lawsuit or worker’s comp due to an injury. Plus, for all I know, the shoplifter has a weapon and/or untreated mental disorders. I am neither qualified nor paid to deal with that.

I’ve seen pictures of data centers with parking lots full of cars. Are they going to ferry people to and from work each shift?

If she made a decision this poor and reckless, I think it’s safe to assume that she has made other terrible decisions in the past and would make more in the future. I’d like to know how her coworkers feel about the situation.

So… it’s the most realistic dating sim ever?

Good dog

Does that woman even exist, or is she AI slop? I’m betting on slop.

Oh, “disciplinary action has been taken”. So everybody has learned their lessons and everything is okay. The problem has been solved. Great! /s

What is she referring to when she says “changed the rules?” The rules of basic human decency, or something more concrete?

iPad. It works, and it’s convenient. If people love or hate certain OSs, that’s fine.

For some reason, I assumed it would at least be made of some kind of metal. I should have known better lol

I really, really hope that this is more bullshit saber-rattling, and nobody actually dies.

It’s fine if OOP hates South Park. It’s a divisive show. However, dark humor is indeed a valuable thing. Yes, sometimes assholes call sexism, racism, homophobia (etc) “dark humor” in an attempt to excuse what they know is wrong, but that doesn’t mean that the concept of dark humor is flawed.

Dark humor is often used to mock and/or point out hypocrisy. Sometimes it deliberately makes us uncomfortable. We should always reflect on ourselves and our culture as a whole. That’s a vital part of becoming a better person.

If OOP chose to “mute” me for expressing that opinion, I don’t think I’d be missing much.

This warms my heart

They don’t care