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ngl their pfp fits lol
No, it cannot crawl backwards.
Ha ha YES… yes…
The hole was made for it though.
It’s its hole! It was made for it!
Context?
Horror story called “The Enigma of Amigara Fault”.
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A central part of the climax is not being able to move backwards out of a hole, with disturbing consequences.
It just has to come out on the other end…
Is a flared base mod available?
With less pinch points?
The earthworm is right there as a model.
Can it be controlled by an app? Asking for a friend.
I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going…
it’s going where u think it’s going 😉
I am one of those researchers, ask me anything!
would you love me if i was a worm? 🥺
yes UwU
Can it be scaled up or down in size easily? Like can Palantir make very small versions to crawl into our ears and explode or some other comically bond-villian type or thing they love to do? 😂
how do you know our intended use!!?!? several geopolitical assassinations are planned and they depend on my research.
Cool! What would you say is the main non-dildo application for self-propelled crawlers like this? Like what purpose were you guys envisioning?
penetrating the ruins of a building (recent or archeological) to search for valuables like corpses, alive people, or archeological artifacts
…aaaaand then violating them (obviously)
How else do you create mythical creatures with a mind on revenge that gets tamed by a normal human? Like a shy teenage girl…
What’s with all the ridges on it?
it’s ergonomic, feels better on the body, ribbed for your pleasure
Any plans for scaling up?
yes, I want to make one about 500L in size to snuggle with in bed
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Nope. Too articulated. Its a sex tentacle. Much better.
have you seen a male elephant getting ready to smash
I–…no…have you?
Yes. In a
wildlife documentaryporn. They have total control. Shit’s wild.Female dolphins have as much control over the inner walls of their vaginas as we do over our (facial) cheeks. They can apply pressure and change the internal shape of the cavity.
I remember as a teen coming across this site where someone meticulously documented (might’ve been made up) their sexual relationship with a dolphin.
The internet was a wild, wonderful place.
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Sounds like the legendary DolphinSex.org. It’s down now but Internet Archive has it. You’re not the only one to get sent there and wonder wtf this whole “Internet” thing was even about.
Maybe a text from this woman
I’m afraid to ask how we learned that.
No, but I would watch that video.
I read the title as cervices rule and it still makes sense.
Soft robotics 😫
this is going in some ones bum. it might not come back out again without a enema or surgical intervention. but some one will, you mark my words.
Looking at it, I wouldn’t be surprised if “can crawl up the bum” was one of the stated goals of the project. I can see medical applications for a soft robot that navigates tight spaces. Let’s hope “can crawl out the bum” is on the roadmap.
Technically, if it keeps crawling up the bum it will eventually come out the other side.
you must have the anatomy of a furry
seems like colonoscopy would be a nice application for this
What makes this any better than the existing flexible scopes used for colonoscopies, though?
it wouldnt be limited by the length of the scope
But then you could just do a capsule endoscopy instead, if length was an issue.
‘Anything is a sex toy if you’re brave enough.’
Abe Lincoln.
Attach a long ass rope on its base.
It doesn’t have to be an ass rope to start with, but it will be by the time it’s done.
the rope should probably be measurably larger than a long ass if it’s going to be safe for use.
They should develop it for its purpose in mind.
Tbh they probably did, there’s likely more profit in it as a luxury sex toy than in prosthetics or manufacturing.
I work in prosthetics and have seen a couple of tentacle-like terminal end devices made over the years, but they all fail to truly be useful for anything.
They fall into the category of being not efficient enough for specific or universal uses. For something like manufacturing they aren’t as efficient as building a specific tool for a specific purpose, and for something like a prosthetic they aren’t useful enough to overcome the fact that most things we interact with everyday are made to work with something in the shape of a hand.
So an expensive space dildo is likely the most profitable option if they can bring it to market at an achievable price. But honestly, most of these things are mainly created as an eye grabbing marketing scheme for some universities research department.
It’s not meant for prosthetics or manufacturing. It’s a robot that can get into tight spaces without depending on wheels, tracks, or legs, which are likely to get hung up on corners and debris. It could be used to, for example, crawl into rubble, or explore irregular caves. If it’s designed right it could be made pretty cheaply, even. Biggest downside is that it can’t climb, but that problem exists with most other robot designs as well.
It essentially has the same issue. How many scenarios can we think of that need something that can crawl into rubble or explore irregular caves, but without the ability to climb? It’s what happens when a design’s aesthetic is developed before its function.
When aesthetics is the selling point of an engineering project then the aesthetics is its purpose. In this case it’s to advertise a university’s research department.
Running cables through conduit is one example that comes to mind. You need something to drag the lead, and if there’s corners or something that thwarts using a fish tape, this kind of robot would be perfect.
It’s still not as effective as the current means. Plus, this would only hypothetically work on conduit that doesn’t elevate or go vertical. It’s cheaper and faster to just apply a shop vacuum to the conduit and suck a ball with a line through.
If the robot is the right size, it would be able to move vertically.
Mind you, you’re right, but new methods of locomotion can come in useful in surprising ways that you and I haven’t thought of.
Could be used in Tschernobyl
Any electronics would need to be hardened vs radiation.
True but I heard they did use whatever devices
Makes sense to do so, certainly.
Paige, No!
Thinking about… Crevice tool!
Sure… hypothetical.
At long last Fujidick is real
