Sabata

He can’t read the paperwork.

I wish I could reach 0 net worth.

Shit, I shouldn’t have ordered that Ubuntu CD as a kid.

Just some Australians chilling.

I would let all the power go to my head with that one. Not that I go outside, let alone to bars.

The physical IRL location where I show up to play Dungeons n Dragons, and not in game. DM’s got a robot vacuum.

Not in the US. That would bankrupt half of our corporate overlords and upset shareholders.

I like to hijack the robot vacuum when I go to DnD and ring my parents doorbell when I visit.

If it’s not your hardware, It’s not your girlfriend.

Actually, he lost his last wit months ago.

I didn’t ask for all those feels.

Working as intended.

I wish I thought of this shiny new pun at the time.

Bold of you to assume the top half of my head still grows hair.

The Steam model requires me to trust that you wont fuck me over at every profitable opportunity. Media corpos business models is fucking everyone over at every profitable opportunity.

It becomes an indoor/sleeping hoodie.

I almost never dreamnof the computer but game dreams are common. Its like fully immersed with what’s would be on screen without the computer being in the situation.

I keep getting cash offers to refinance as they don’t like my 3.7%.

Nope, prices went up. A $40 bottle of whiskey a few months ago is going for $45.

Society has collapsed to the point where the meme is 1 venture capitalist investment away from reality.