Must be an oligarch

Just keep a saltshaker handy in case one attacks you.

You don’t have a phone let alone money to buy one.

Ich wette, der Fotzenfritz kann nachts nicht schlafen bei den Gedanken, dass in Deutschland soziale Errungenschaften gibt, die das Leben der Menschen verbessern.

You also have to try this:

We all know that tornados are caused by gay sex, so maybe those people aren’t as virtuous as they claim to be?

They enjoy killing people. This is in no way accidental.

I had one of those. Maybe it’s still in the basement somewhere.

Merz is very firmly stuck in the past, so you can’t expect him to understand any of this new-fangled mumbo-jumbo.

Real desertification from pollution and climate change is A-OK, of course.

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe.

That’s going to work great against an enemy with air superiority.

Loin girding game on point.

They censored that scene.

Plot twist: being unemployed automatically makes you eligible for organ harvesting.

Yes. That country.

If i was living in the US, I’d definitely get one of those.

With what army?

Who is that clown?

There’s no point looking for logic or sense. There is none.