That she might be down to clown if the circus is in town, but our boy left her hanging around at the dog pound

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There’s a sci-fi author named Cordwainer Smith.

I’m guessing in a former life he was a black smith but couldn’t hack it in the forge and so turned to a life of shoestrings instead

Mein Lieber Herr, Steiner is an AI agent

"Me, I’ve got a secret motor in the bottom bracket powered by batteries in the shaft

you don’t grift a shitty product because you think it’s worth something, you grift it because you think someone else will.

The ones hoarding toilet paper during the pandemic didn’t do so because they thought it was an intrinsically sublime product. They did it for the grift

Well alright, you passed the beep boop test

DO YOU EVEN EXIST

Later, Ebony confronts Vampire, as well as an entirely naked Draco, in front of Severus Snape’s class.

Hmm.

You see me now a veteran, of a thousand internet wars.
I’ve been living on the edge so long, where the tones of dialup roar.
And I’m young enough to look at, but far too old to meme
All the scars on the inside…

Almost exact dupe, with weirdly same comments here:

https://feddit.uk/post/42308646?scrollToComments=true

You’re fired.

Jefferson’s Starship having been blown up decades prior, of course.

The story begins with Ebony entering a relationship with Draco Malfoy, who is depicted as shy, sensitive, and bisexual.

Huh.

3-2-1 Backup Rule: Three copies of data at two different types of storage media, with 1 copy offsite

It is, they even reference it in the IT crowd.

“So I followed him to the restaurant.”
“She was his sister, wasn’t she.”
“Yeah.”

“Really Steve, no condom?”

Also Rapunzel from Tangled grows up to have two daughters named exactly what you think.

“Eh Don Homer, my son he-”

I’m sorry, but you do not have permission to dream about dolphins as we could not verify your identity.

How about dreaming of Latest Marvel^TM instead?