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Evaporated Milk
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Condensed Milk
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Whole Milk
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A Secret Fourth Thing
Leche de hombre ;)
I was hoping for poppy.
best I can do is Papi. / Solo te puedo ofrecer Papi
Harvey Milk
Man milk
Powdered milk for more milk per milk
Moloko plus
Obviously, it’s plasma milk
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That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with seis leches. Then you’re in trouble, huh?
Step into my office!
Wow, that was really the perfect scene to channel this energy.
But all of them were deceived
For another leches had been made…
*But they, all of them, deceived
I think we can go a lot further.
Common milk producers:
Cow
Bison
Goat
Sheep
Horse
Yak
Reindeer
Common milk types:
Evaporated
Condensed
Powdered
Whole
2%
1%
Skim
By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?
Are you?
If we count whole, 2%, 1%, and skim as 4 distinct leches, what’s to stop us from creating a gradient of leches ranging from 0% to 3.25% milk fat?
Infinidad Leches
Wouldn’t that make one giant 1.625% milk?
That’s a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.
What about condensed milk or powdered milk? Do they count as distinct leches as well?
Definitely dinstinct leches. Also plant milks: almond, oat, coconut. Coconut cream should also count IMO. Then there is condensed coconut milk as well.
I’d be suspicious of a tres leches cake made with coconut cream. Somehow, I don’t think it would taste right.
I didn’t want to show my hand, but off the record, I’ve experimented with Norwegian beaver milk and Mongolian camel milk to achieve in vitro samples of sesenta y tres leches. Admittedly, it’s highly unstable and there have been casualties. Such is the price of progress.
excuse me but 2%, 1% and skim are bastard milks we don’t accept those here
Oat, soy, Almond?
The “Cuatro Leches” is like the jackasses on The Price is Right who, seeing you’ve bid $500, bids $501.
Jackasses? Sir, that’s just good strategy. What would you do? Bid $650, just to be sportsmanlike? The Price Is Right is serious business, you either go for the throat or you go home empty handed.
We need a full contact version of The Price is Right. Fuck bids. Earn your right to that merch with the teeth of your enemies.
I think you’re just describing Black Friday.
And in the Showcase showdown remember that Alonzo took the ears of 4 contestants which puts them in a close second place to Denise!
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The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”
Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?
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you sick fuck I’m going to report you.
Sometimes I fold my frozen pizza in half like a calzone and eat it like a taco.
That’s no slices.
Great catcher tho
The tres leches appears to be leaching one of its leches. The quatro leches has no problem holding all of its leches, even though it has to hold one more. How are these the same price?
Leaching leches, Batman!
Dumbass eastern european here - what is Tres Leches?
To be even more specific, it’s a Mexican dessert made of sponge cake, soaked in a mixture of three milks. Wet cake may not sound appetizing, but it’s absolutely delicious.
A type of cake
In addition to the other comment, it means “3 milks” literally.
Cuatro ~= Leches
Cuatro != Quatro
Is three leches a thing outside of Mexico?
Yes, absolutely yes.
I’m happy to hear that.
Loads of latin countries have tres leches. I prefer the Caribbean ones.
They should be. I have never seen them anywhere in my neck of the woods, but I did find a vape juice that’s “Tres Leches” flavored. It’s pretty amazing.
I don’t want to yuck your yum.
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It is not in my distant country, but it sounds like it should be
It’s common in the US, where there is a large Mexican population
But they were all of them described, for another milk was made…
Tell me… how many leches you see.
Cuatro leches?? With this economy?
Coquito I call Ron con 5 leches.
Leche evaporada, leche regular, leche condensada dulce (lechera), leche de coco, y crema.
Why have 3 or 4 when you can have 5 and rum?
