CRANK THAT HOG, NATASHA!!!

Mixed it up with the triathlon, happens to everyone XD

Even got after them for not genociding hard enough once (1 Samuel 15)

Legitimately a large part of why I’m currently unemployed 😓

Ruh-roh

Nope! I’m dumb as dirt 👍

Although technically my actual smartphone is usually in there with me 🤔

Nice! My first car was that old, but its engine exploded 😅

Imagine getting doxxed by the freaking president of the United States

I’d have an answer to “one fun fact about you” for the rest of my life

If you’re thinking of the same guy I am, he revisited it with everything he learned from the first one and still uses it for his projects =)

https://youtu.be/6Js8erWbsDQ

Came here to mention him!

Cars aren’t actually #1 for juvenile deaths in the US anymore

Not because there are any less car deaths, they’ve just been passed up by guns at this juncture 😬

Edit: car deaths actually reduced by about half between 2000 and 2010, but the increase in firearm deaths is staggering: https://stacks.cdc.gov/view/cdc/126304/cdc_126304_DS1.pdf

Buddy, my car saw the towers fall. The smartest thing in it is the cassette player

We need to un-alive computers. Not in the weird censorship meaning, we just shouldn’t have made computers ‘alive’ in the first place and need to un-do that. The computer should not act like a person.

At least trees take an appropriate amount of time to get tall! Freaking sunflowers do it in a year! You know how tall I was when I was 1!?

I also love licorice =)

I really like licorice root tea, and when I was a kid I’d take the seeds out of star anise pods and suck on them XD

I always panic when someone says this because I forget that my r**dit exodus day is very close to my irl birthday XD

So I get happy wishes and I’m like “… How do they know? 🤔”

The big S.A.D.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasonal_affective_disorder

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