And it smells like corn chips!

They also have 13 nipples, just to make you feel even more inadequate.

Yes, they have their own inspection standards.

There is only one solution. Set fire to Sam’s Club, making Costco the only option.

There is really no way to know.

Candy, you say?

I would like a gentle flute playing in C minor.

He looks so perfect!

She looks and sounds exactly like I would imagine.

This is me, except the divorce was amicable. But then I had to deal with my emotionally immature ex husband for the next 18 years because we share a child. So there is wisdom in that.

You can get one for $900:

https://www.milystatue.com/product/hot-sale-fiberglass-lobster-butler-statue-with-tray-mlfs-007/

This is me. My husband doesn’t mind cooking or helping, but I much prefer to be alone in the kitchen because I really enjoy the process and because I hate explaining what’s going on and how to do things my way.

So, I cook, and he cleans the table and does the dishes. It’s worked for us to 12 years.

Never thought of it that way, but you are kinda right.

Probably not all of them, but definitely some!

True.

I’m sure we can all relate… “this isn’t even my final form!”

Yeah, that’s a lot. That’s often the case with handmade stuff. I knit, and if I include the cost of labor in addition to yarn, a shawl would be at least $300-400. Not many people are willing to pay that.