i would like a gyro

i love real™ beef.

“they say there’s real girl scout in these cookies” kinda thing

i am not made of hooves

stealing my job? i am making a new “job” for myself. that they can steal. lazy ass motherfuckers.

ease be damned

I get it but please don’t put that out there.

Different reasons than you think. When you put evil vibes out there, it bites you in the ass three times as hard down the road according to my woo grandmother. I feel like she was right on that one

https://www.searchfindorder.com/products/creative-silicone-crab-utensil-holder

i’m pretty sure we didn’t get ours from this website. then again. i don’t know. it was a while ago.

my wife thanks you, dear friend

data, end subject

i never said i could rhyme them good

just that i got rhyming time on my hands

if it’s blue drink your stew yeah that works well enough

Yeah, I consult at a law firm every now and then when they need someone qualified to add shit. We often use Google photos to determine when repairs to infrastructure were made without having to go through public records requests. That way, for example consider this timeline: there was a trip and fall on a broken kerb, and there is a photo on Google of it being broken ten years before the fall, there’s a new photo of it broken six months after the trip and fall (which includes a little sign that says “I broke my damn ankle on this kerb”) and has a little shrine and maybe an ofrenda to the cool pants they were wearing that they tore a hole in the butt, and then like magic the city has repaired the kerb six months after the photo.

Now in this straw man I’ve built for you (and I’m from farmer stock, it’s what we’re good at) (I can’t remember who I saw said that but thanks, I’m stealing it) we’re not going through historical Google photos to stalk, we’re going through them in a single location (very, very narrow location) to see precisely when changes happened so we can prove that the city should have known about the damage to the kerb just by dint of it existing so long. So we can get the city to pay our client’s medical bills, since it’s the city’s job to maintain the krebs.

Is why I’m glad Google maps exists even though it’s privacy invasive

This is true. I’m like half Swedish, and I am a musician. I do not count. I listen for my cue and learn the tune instead of counting rests.

My boss put me on inventory once when I kept coming up with a different number of mops in the storeroom.

For the record, we had one.

There’s a noodle called fagottini that I really want to try. I just can’t find it in the stores and I am not a noodle maker.

Wait, it’s slutt datafag? What’s datafag slutt? I get word order can completely change meaning in some languages. I just haven’t learned much of the Scandinavian language families so I don’t know the structure.

Does it get more computery or do we get something naughty?

Hey tranhonganh102! Your epidermis is showing!

See epidermis means hair, so it’s technically true

That’s just his stench cloud. It makes light get all wavy. Darryl hasn’t bathed like, ever.

Abrasions, or minor wounds with ointment on the surrounding skin that you don’t want the ointment getting fucking everywhere and staining your cute panties (calmoseptine I am looking directly at you)

Yeah we all independently came up with the idea of wearing black boxes for Halloween too