I barely drink at all anymore but that sounds like a wonderful way to begin a Saturday once or twice a year.

Can we not with the fucking obvious slop please? No marks as the car is “pushed” off the shoulder, snow bank unchanged as the moose’s feet go through it. The moose would not attack with its face, it would lower its head to use its antlers. This is low quality even for slop.

Tire doesn’t make a mark in the snow as the car is pushed. I agree with you. Moose are big and powerful and fairly aggressive, but this video is bogus. There are other details that are off but to me that one is a glaring tell.

V-card?

Why deprive yourself so? It’s easily my favorite Myers film.

You just made me think of the They Might Be Giants lyric, “🎶🎵and the fascists have the outfits, but I don’t care for the outfits. What I care about is music, and the communists have the music.🎵🎶”.

Fuck you, Mike, you are a public figure with a public job that at least in theory serves the public, and you are really bad at it. Everybody is talking about it, especially your coworkers.

0 as freezing isn’t bad, but boiling at 100 feels wrong. It’s not enough of a difference. Fahrenheit’s number values may be a little wonky and arbitrary seeming but it gives a better sense of scale.

There are old mushroom hunters. There are bold mushroom hunters. There are no old bold mushroom hunters.

Even if he was executed next to every other human cosplaying as a gold hoarding dragon, that man would be alone. He is incapable of connecting with anyone else.

Bruh

I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades.

Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.

And apologize the whole time they are doing it.

Sportsball

You can have the Fahrenheit temperature scale when you peel it from my cold, dead hands. Metric is great for measuring size and weight and I suppose distance (though miles sounds so much nicer than kilometers), but the Celsius scale is too short until you get into really high temperatures.

Rugby is older than American football? Huh. I’m going to annoy the shit out of my coworkers with that little gem.

You and I could never have his kind of money. Our only interest in the stuff is to spend it. You, like me probably have some hobbies you would dump a ton of dollars/euros into. I would have one of damn near every kind of musical instrument. My money would flow like water through the economies of several countries to make that happen.

People who amass wealth like his don’t have the capacity to enjoy things. They have only the compulsive desire to own. There is no enough. He cannot love, but he deludes himself into believing that he should be worshiped. He will die alone and unsatisfied, he’s just going to take entirely too long to do it.

Fair enough then, but the iron crosses accompanying hers are straight Nazi. Teach is still a Nazi.

Buddhists, Hindus, and some Native American tribes, and maybe others have all used swastikas. Only Nazis use it at the 45° angle like on that flag. Teach is a fucking Nazi.