Entertainment notwithstanding, you are definitely getting old.

2meirl4meirl

When the rain starts to pour?

It’s ok buddy, just try to do better.

How generous of you.

Show us on the doll where my mom touched you?

Gaslight much?

I’m sorry for being so hopeless and negative right now I don’t think there’s an easy solution to it to say the timing and motion of it all felt really off.

Hey, nice, I’ve been falling asleep to some of this guy’s videos lately.

I think it’s possible this may have happened to me. And it was totally worth it, if that’s what it was!

A man can’t wet himself?

the thing

🛸 👽

But at least the person who got stabbed was one of the bad guys.

So hacking, then. Got it.

I also want this, but with a budget inexplicably rivaling Avatar.

I seriously intend to try making a loofah arch/trellis thing now, once it gets warmer.

Was recently driving a couple for Uber. Saw a rainbow.

Said, “Oh! Rainbow!”

The lady said, “Oh! Thank you so much for pointing that out, I wouldn’t have seen it!”

People love rainbows.

That must be why geese and swans are so pissy and mean compared to ducks.

Source? I’m finding sources from earlier this year saying literally the exact opposite. 70% do not trust the government/want Netanyahu to resign:

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2025/03/netanyahu-poll-numbers/682008/

Sometimes for me, it’s also:

5 minutes = fictional

3 hours = one snooze

2 weeks = tomorrow

Next year = soon (as in “I’ll get around to it soon”)