No, ma’am, we at DoorDash do not have a sense of humor we are aware of.

Lemon party was another one I just heard about.

I saw tubgirl 🤮

A little lower, Li, but close enough!

If you have time to lean, you gave time to clean 🧹🐈‍⬛

I was warned about this one and 2 girls 1 cup before anyone was able to get me with them. So I know what they depict, but I never saw them 😊

I don’t know if this has already been suggested (and don’t have time to read all the comments) but penis whittling.

The cop at the end of that scene just started shooting down the street!

Just alert

Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?

I don’t purr when my cat wakes me up. He should take a hint.

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Oh like that circle hasn’t heard that one a million times 🙄

This is why you don’t cheap out on cat food with no UV stabilizer

My cat’s breath smells like fish. My cat doesn’t eat fish.

It’s the law, and they can put a lot more people on it.

He’s about to become even more Christian. He’s going to join the Westboro Baptist Church.

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Named after Bury Weiss

Brand name laxative in the US. “Smooth move, Ex-Lax” was a sarcastic response in the 90s.

Epstein distraction