I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.
Most commenters here don’t appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with “Loving your work.” company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.
Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that
microwaved, not even toasted
Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?
That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.
So they leave by themselves?
I can’t decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes
Why would he still have on his phone headset during lunch too?
Is it a headset? They .ight just be cheap headphones, but you don’t really see those anymore
If he is working at a place that requires steel or composite toes they will also look like clown shoes.
He’s clearly a big guy, look how far his legs extend past the edge of a normal chair.
Jesus it’s wild to think people would assume I’m an AI generated image based off of the fact that I wear a size 15 US (49 Euro).
Sure, that’s what an AI generated image would say
They don’t match either…
Who needs table when you are truly “Loving your work.”.
IMO, it’s not even good phrasing and sounds hollow somehow.
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Anyone who willingly associates with Raw Egg Nationalist deserves this fate tbh
1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hour’s notice on my days off.
2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-far-right-bodybuilder-the-raw-egg-nationalist/
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“I suddenly feel very sick.”
The pizza inexplicably gets tossed in the garbage and he’s homeward bound…
Coming in on his birthday
Wait, you have jobs where you don’t have to show up if it’s your birthday?
I used to in a previous job. They brought in a thing where if your birthday fell on your usual shift day, you got it off at full pay.
It says “shift leader”. Shift work jobs have some flexibility for days off anyway, and if the management is nice they schedule the week so your birthday is free.
There are also some places that might just do a nice, if not grandiose, gesture for someone on their birthday.
Previous place I worked it was pretty routine for a manager to grab one of those containers of store made cupcakes if it was someone’s birthday and they knew they didn’t mind, make sure they got one and leave the rest in the break room.
Never anything more or less than just a nice gesture.I’m guessing someone tried a nice gesture and it came out looking sad, so they posed for a picture for a chuckle and moved in. I don’t know anyone who would be really upset by being given a pizza bagel on their birthday.
We get birthdays off, not counting towards the 30 days paid holidays, which is completely separate from unlimited paid sick days. Oh, and also since last Wednesday, the entire company is on holidays, we’re back 2nd week of January. Doesn’t count towards the 30 days, of course 👍
Sounds nice, it’s good to see some people receive better conditions
I always tell the months in advance that I’m going to take that day off. I haven’t been denied, and if they did I would just take the day off anyway.
I’ve never had that … But for the past seventeen years I’ve used PTO if my birthday wasn’t on the weekend and I haven’t been denied yet, so there’s that?
My current job and not my last job but the one before fhat yes. (Join a union)
I have pto
A free meal on your birthday is pretty sweet.
And what a feast it is!
Pizzas are usually savoury
They never said his pay wasn’t docker for that
The “loving your work” poster behind him as well…
And the trash can right next to him
But look how vibrant and happy the chairs are. What a crazy fun workplace.
Somehow this room gives me Theme Hospital vibes which I never wanted to admit, hadn’t I seen the real version. (Now I understand why my doctors were always depressed.)
The hard plastic chairs with no cushion that break when you sit down too fast.
That’s where the happiness goes.
And his headset’s still on
Chef’s kiss. 👌
