It has made the mobile web usable again.

Yes, but we have to pretend it might be, otherwise China won’t sell us billions of tons of plastic tat.

Round edges and a Windows Vista era soft blur?

I can’t think of anything more generically Apple…

Faking it is fine.

You become an adult the day you realise everyone else is faking it too.

Hell of an afternoon

And you should see the price of a pack of biscuits in the hospital shop!

Credit Score exists to sell you more Credit Score. This seems to have come about as a natural extension of them being required to let you see your Credit History.

It’s Credit History that you want, and that lenders check. They may turn it into a score, but that score varies by lender and what you’re borrowing for, and frankly they may want more than just credit history anyway if you’re borrowing enough to buy a house.

If you don’t have any credit history, use a credit card for your day to day spending, pay it off in full each month. As a bonus, you often get extra consumer protections that debit card boys don’t get.

They don’t want the country to be impoverished, and it’s ridiculous to suggest that.

They just want the bottom 99.9% of the population to be impoverished. They’re already most of the way there.

Oh, I noticed.

You wouldn’t get UBI “on top of all that”.

You’d get it instead of all that.

Now more than ever is RFK Jr’s time to shine. Go on Robert, prescribe him a slab of raw bear meat or something.

No point since I suspect he can barely read anyway.

CEOs don’t have friends.

Just post on them. Two birds with one stone.

But if you do comply, double down by ringing Kier Starmer up and letting him (and your local MP) know what you’ve been wanking off to, since he’s so fucking interested. He could have blocked this, but he let it run because he also agrees with it.

I wonder if there’s a browser addon to make an itemised list of all the videos and camgirls and then I can send it to him on a regular basis. It should log when you close the browser window so it knows when you’ve “finished” so to speak. Maybe I could highlight those videos in bold for him, so he can skip right to the good ones.

I know, right. It’s disgusting this has been upvoted.

It should be 1001 for MInix. 101 was CInix.

Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad.

Well good news, because the opinion of the electorate counts for shit in any case, whether they can vote or not.

At best we can choose the colour of the tie of the conservatives in charge.

In any case, a quick look at any town’s “Spotted” Facebook page should be enough to convince you that most adults aren’t really a lot more functional than teenagers. They’re just better at hiding their insecurity. People on mine went crazy for Reform. Reform got in (Derbyshire County Council). Reform closed a local community centre. The response: Why have Labour done this?

As a normal person, all I can do is run to one side to try and balance the Titanic, but if it’s going to sink, it’s going to sink.

I’d guess the repair option would look better if you had the same economic status as the person who initially put it together.

Some real shits there, but man, fuck Poochy.

My cheese for DS1 was just getting up close to enemies with your shield up and getting round the back of them. You seemed to be able to shuffle faster than they could turn. Then backstab away.