I’d rather not. I’m gonna get it. They blame trans people for all political violence in this country these days. But jeez I’d really rather not take the blame. It won’t go well for us.

Second most obese. Taft was a very large man

I’m curious how Austria managed to wind up more locked down than Germany or France. Like, I’m more likely to fuck with Austria’s Wikipedia page, but thats because I think people may not notice so long as I don’t go into Australia jokes. Just make up a king, tell an amusing anecdote about him and his wife from the Great Horde. Maybe imagine a few hapsburgs that feel eerily targaryn. Hell make up an anecdote about a head of state confusin them for Australia. This shit might go unnoticed long enough to wind up in a middle schooler’s country report.

Ok I may have found out why it’s red

That implies he has a good ascot. He has an ok ascot at best

Dorothy Wilde holds the honor of being a hero of Laos after she, modeling herself after her hero Lord Byron, died fighting for Laotian independence.

It was fun learning thst the body and face hair that stopped growing when I transitioned was just going to come back because I hit my late 20s…

I have to have taken that dose in the form of curry before

Game exists, its a skill though and you can learn it by trying. Just requires the courage to try, fail, and try again. That said its really just charisma, and you can learn it by learning to non-flirtatiously chat people up.

Yeah thats an autistic goth woman. They’re magnificent

I was going to make a joke about how that face doesnt look straight, but no, that man is unironically and heterosexually wearing an ascot without the slightest bit of flair, style, or panache. Like good gods man its an ascot, you gotta treat it like it’s a purple suit, you either wear the hell out of it or you put it back until you can

Whelp time to fuck with people’s understanding of Laos

Well yeah, thats how the military economy works. Is that not common knowledge? They design and build all the military tech

Cute kid, I hope he grows up to be as cool as his sister

Die presse ist lügen!!!

Wait I thought that was a satire account

Makes sense. Individuals regularly get patents in America and individuals regularly get cancer in America. It’s just an asset albeit one that may have emotional value. But cancer will cost you your heirlooms here too

I just want my country to treat our citizens and allies right. Canada did nothing against us. Sure they did get us hooked on a few of their musicians and introduced pizza with pineapple, but that’s friend dick moves not enemy dick moves.

I mean the government is modifying the weather in a way that causes natural disasters. They do it using something called “fossil fuel subsidies” and “meat subsidies”

This sounds like hes just describing an oversaturated market

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