You must be younger, because this diagram is spot on for me

can’t slop won’t slop

Yeah, but you’ll salt burn your grass. Add some drywall!

Clover is a dicot, and quackgrass is a monocot. Pesticides that work on one don’t work on the other. By killing the clover you opened up niche space for the quack grass. Next time seed the area with what you want

Man, The Cure are still putting out albums?

Did Danielle Smith (Alberta’s Premier) post this?

They’re spying on us for the government. If you had more than two it would be a flock camera.

I brought some as cheap, light calories when doing a hiking trip. They quickly went from ‘hey not too bad’ to ‘why god, do I have 6 more of these’

never forget what they took from us…

Who is Dean? I mean I get the path we’ve gone down but I don’t know this guy or what show he’s from

I turn my seat heaters on for back pain

I’m sorry, what?

Hopefully I can still do it

Honestly, I used to do a lot of cart wheels as a boy, because fun. Now my shoulders and back say ‘uh, sir, you’re like 200 lbs, gtfo’

You must be really popular at barbeques

Ok kids! Get your marshmallows!

Snoopervisor

Wait till you see one of those silent auctions for a shadowbox of a record from your favourite band at the grocery store

Godspeed.

Sidebar, I love your username. I noticed it when I first joined.

It’s how you came into this world, might as well go out the same way