I once called a woman sexy and that I would do it with her and was called gay because she had big muscles. That woman is Carriejune Bowlby. I guess straight guys don’t like in shape women with big butts?
Kiwi strawberry Snapple.
It was 30 years ago, but it kinda killed the whole concept of calling things “gay” for me.
Like the color purple
wearing colorful clothes (wtf)
Wipe your ass.
Are dudes really out there with shitty cheeks because “wiping is gay”? I refuse to believe this
Here’s something to ponder. The next time someone accuses you of being gay for [insert lame reason here], ask them how they know that’s gay? Are they gay? Funny how some “men” are so obsessed with “gay” stuff. Always remember, and never forget, closets are for clothes.
I definitely employed this strategy in middle school
Doesn’t generally work because logic doesn’t work on these people
Know how i know you’re gay?
Worst part about being on Lemmy is having to tell your parents you’re gay
Because I’m standing here not wearing any clothes? They are all in the closet btw. :)
My wife and my buddy who is bi insist that I cannot have normal conversations with other dudes at the alleged gay bar we like to visit sometimes. They say that I am invariably being hit on, but I don’t notice anything like that.
Hmm, just being oblivious sounds like something a Lemming would do. too.
I was told I’m gay because I like knitting.
I mean, yes I’m gay, but not because of that.It would be really weird if that was cause and effect. I like to imagine how that might go down though.
Knitting is a form of computing and computing is women’s work. So yeah, super gay, just like all the other programmers. /s
We’ll programmers do enjoy their programming socks
My programming does suck sometimes, but I wouldn’t say I enjoy it.
There’s a knitting community, but it’s pretty slow. Crochet gets a little more action.
Driving a red sedan
I can’t even follow the logic behind this one.
Come on its obvious! Sedan - see Dan. Staring at a man called Dan.
Also ‘red’ has 3 letters, just like ‘gay’.
Play a female character in an arcade game. Specifically the one in Golden Axe.
I usually play as a female character in 3rd person games because I prefer to look at a woman’s butt rather than a man’s. Seems like the opposite of gay to me, but apparently not.
Yeah it’s all Lara Croft’s fault, all those gamers are gay now because of her
Yeah I don’t get people’s need to associate the game character with oneself as roleplay. The game character is the game character and I’m just watching like I would in a film.
Or you could be trans, apparently (3rd panel): https://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=july-3-2020
old man ftw
I’ve always played as her. She was hawt. Turns out I must be gay. Who’d have known.
Dumb. Obviously you’re trans. /s
Use my fancy tea cup at work
I grew up in the 90s so just existing would cause people to call you gay.
Nostalgia is gay dude.
The 90s. Cross your legs, gay! Wear a shirt with a loop on the back, gay! Express any emotions, gay!
The 80s: clear your throat in too high of a pitch? Get followed to the bathroom and the shit kicked out of you.
I once got called the f-slur for having the audacity to read a book in public, outdoors in front of the library.
It’s okay, you can say “fatty” here.
Is this gay erasure?
It’s reality; this fat gay book nerd got called fat derisively MUCH MORE often than the f word
I’m disabled!!
Haven’t heard “gay” as a pejorative in real life since high school in the late 90s.
