Governments also intimidate people into false realities

Maybe calling women lesbians instead of gay allows people to be homophobic while accepting lesbians. After all, the word was invented by men who thought women couldn’t be gay the way men can.

Is being better than a CEO impressive?

Sounds like you’re at least slightly better than a CEO. Good job.

The rich billionaire will still have dogs even if you don’t, and the cops will still idle their cars even if you don’t have them. They don’t care. We’re buying time for an armed revolution.

Drag had a dog growing up and loved it, but drag could never have one as an adult, because drag wouldn’t feel right buying it meat. It’s a bit selfish, but drag would rather let other people handle the dilemma about whether it’s better to kill shelter dogs or dog food. Drag is perfectly happy with drag’s dragon, and one day when we have our own house, we want to get two rats.

Does blaming puppy mills make it easier to give them money, or does it just cover up the bad feelings?

This is great!

If the trans women are the ones embracing gender roles, how come the TERFs are the ones who harass women for being good at boxing?

That’s XNOR

KILL THEM ALL AND LET A NORSE GOD SORT THEM OUT

Drag thinks we should expose kids to a safe environment most of the time, and to little bits of predatory design in contexts that make them easy to identify. Like a vaccine.

“Dad, how do I put armour on my horse?”
“You need to grow up and get a job and a credit card for that.”
“That sucks, I hate Oblivion! I want to go back to Morrowind!”
“It’s okay buddy, I pirated the Oblivion remaster. Let’s play that instead.”

Sounds like something someone who had friends growing up would say

Maybe if guilting people worked better, the globe wouldn’t be warming so much and the ticks wouldn’t be spreading so much.

Well, you’re only one animal, and you might die if you get it, but if you don’t, lots of animals for sure won’t need to die.

There’s plenty of good news for cows

Drag thinks that story probably happened in the northern hemisphere, not the south

Party time for cows and cow lovers

the distance from the equator to the poles is a quarter of the circumference

Cows say moo!

Well you can have normal levels of spice and drag will be force fed absurdly hot food that hurts to eat by drag’s partner, and then we can all be happy