Are you serious? I just… I just told you that a moment ago.

Word! Real men don’t need their masculinity to be defined by others.

A square is also a rectangle.

Who the hell are you calling NPC!

turns and casually walks face against wall

I’ll also throw in a Simpsons reference for ya

And then, even when it’s not DNS, it’s probably DNS.

That’s a good point. Business has always been good for Death, and will only get better.

You’ve got some talent kid!

Ever considered a career in the Country Music scene solely parodying Dolly Parton songs?

There’s money to be made there!.. Not much, but surely a couple of dollars.

I hadn’t heard the pig joke before. Thank you kindly.

Even add it in an app to mimic dial-up speed once you’ve been doom scrolling for a certain amount of time.

Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird

Look at the people of Earth, doesn’t seem so far fetched.

And each one a symbol of the other. Perhaps we are all just broken vessels.

Now I’m not sure if that’s too many X’s, or not enough X’s.

Have tried to defenestrate with a smile? It’s much less depressing that way.

You are now my sworn enemy and arch nemesis, for I am… Doesn’tsleepparticularlywellnorfeelsrestedman!

This recipe is missing something. Maybe throw in a backstory.

Warp is up and down. Weft is weft to wight. Crashing at warp would leave a long trail to selvage.

Surely you don’t scan the bananas as bananas though?..

Um, excuse me! Don’t you know how important I think I am!