i guess I really need to start doing the /s thang here :(

hello friend, the pan doesnt kill you. there is no PFOA in the pan you buy and is used to cook the food you buy in a restaurant, which you’ve done hundreds and hundreds of times. its the production of the material on the pan that produces the anti-life compounds.

we don’t get cancer from using nonstick pans, we get cancer from the PFOA in the groundwater that was made during the production process.

it takes literally a minute of googling, but thank you for the condescending message, couldn’t have lived without it

this is a textbook slam. no other word would be as accurate

really?

i mean… there was a study recently released about adderall (featured in the NYTimes, everywhere really) that shows they dont do a fuckin thing after the first while (cant remember how long, but less than 2 years).

the study also showed that people dont actually get better at staying focused on something, but they enjoy things more which makes them more likely to try to do the thing. there is another term for that phenomenon: “being high”.

but bro if youre taking an upper and falling asleep your brain has made adjustments to expect the constant presence of this stuff and be in equilibrium while theyre in the system.

of course, if you stop abruptly you’ll be in hell for a few months

im sure you know all this and im not trying to come off like im giving you a lecture… i just worry when i hear someone say they do a drug every single day, first thing

yo thats some obscure shit dog

que?

he’s a nigiri, not sashimi though.

im sorry I am a little dark rain cloud. I will leave now.

you are so much smarter than everyone else

super important

what could possibly go wrong?

he did. he said “I am the Resident Evil”

god damn son

bad day: alcohol

excellent day, celebrate: alcohol

its raining and we’re stuck in: alcohol

beautiful sunny day: corona w/ lime

more slamming!

god damn, that sucks

thanks

thanks

is that Donastia?

its very pretty and expressive.

looking at it though, you wouldn’t have tulips and other bulb annuals in an old subway car, you’d have some dank ass molds, mildews and mosses in there. the ivy, maybe but it would be more spores and slime molds than manicured victorian garden

i swear I feel like the percentage of people getting slammed has really gone up since covid