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The mechanism that allows him to feel is indeed broken.

grapefruiting is superior IMO

They DID get deported back to New Zealand and became shepherds again…

Well yeah, all those puppy remains aren’t gonna dump themselves in the ocean.

Pretend you are a Marvel universe bicycle mechanic and invent adamantium bike parts

Norbit.

I mean, it was questionable then too. But looking back on how Eddie Murphy decided to tank his career says a lot about how comedians of the time loved punching down.

Took them long enough, but Scotland finally got Who Poop Last?

But the Pope is French.

Taizong of the Tang.

I wonder if the divorce is a result of her killing enough of their dogs to finally call it quits.

I haven’t checked lately, is the price still on the can, though?

When people ask why I need machine guns and explosives, I feel they don’t understand the realities of fishing in America.

Feeling a bit less like a prize asshole.

The gallons of blood that he probably lost was pretty incredible.

I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!

toxic old boss from before i got my professional job.

TIL that Kansas King is a thing and this isn’t a McDowells from Coming to America situation.

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