The Great Depression is already taken. Gotta get a little more creative and I gotta be honest. I don’t think it’ll be great
The Chinese century
Media is so captured and monitored that there will never be an openly acknowledged depression again in the west. Did you notice how the “Great Recession” was very latterly coined and still is generally not used/analyzed in a serious way? How economic contraction during covid was never characterized as recession or depression despite being a dictionary definition of such? The only framing allowed in public discourse is how it harmed the profitability of firms; the heaps of dead, indebted, disabled, and imiserrated proles are silent.
e: notice how Europe’s economy directly contracted and has continued to contract due to breaking with Russia? is that a recession?
The only reason we talk about a “Great Depression” is because there was a class consciousness strong enough to break with an analysis of the crash being Business As Usual that forced the capitalists to acknowledge it and work around it.
At least the media isn’t reaching young people, right
The Great Again Depression?
MAGDA, it kinda works (Made America Great Depression Again)
The Final Depression (it’ll lead to either global communism or nuclear war as capitalism writhes in its death throes)
Porque no los dos? 
Pepsi Presents: Squalor
Before the great depression they used to call the largest prior recession the great depression. In a hundred years they’ll probably regard everything from 08 to now as one long unraveling anyway.
The Big Sad
The Century of Humiliation (American)
The Greatest Depression
Folks, people are telling me this depression is great, one of the greatest they say!
Make America Great Depression Again
GrAIt Depression
The Great Depression II
America Celebrates 100 years of the Great Depression (with another one)
Right-wing is going to call it the a-wokeolypse.
The mere thought of enduring a dust bowl like era where over half of my fellow citizens act like that made my blood pressure skyrocket.
I’d fucking keel over from a stroke screaming at transphobes.
wandering door to door looking for work in exchange for a meal. the petit bourgeoisie who managed to hold onto their houses be like, “I’ve got an MRE for you if you landscape my lawn. You don’t have any of them… pronouns do you” and then it turns out you have to share the MRE
Casus Belli probably
I had a meeting with the best economist, and you know what he told me? He said, “Sir, this is the best depression in the history of the world. No other depression can top this one, not even the great one. Sir, you have really outdone yourself” and then we had the best dinner at the White House with biyons and biyons of burgers from McDonalds ™.
Yes, you have to say the whole thing every time.
OpenDepression
Dpressi
Revolution
note: US need not be included.
