1992 Lexus LS400

Real answer isn’t far off; the pre-2018 JDM Toyota Crown probably fits the bill unironically

It’s a Ford 500 with Bri*ish aesthetics bolted on. The quality control is still just as bad.

A wolverine, but because of capitalism, they’d make him a lemming for marketability. Also to avoid lawsuits from Disney/Marvel.

Slipknot lyrics from the late 90s

:beethoven-jammin:

Morally greyhound

Bam Margera’s small British greyhound puppy mill BTFO

Beating infantilization by transitioning into Julie Newmar

The Factory pattern is the most proletarian Gang of Four pattern. Unfortunately, it is nearly always abused by the bourgeoisie and its insistence on the existence of private static void property.

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Ain’t nothing in the rulebook that says a Model S can’t play basketball

Professional Dippin Dots naysayer, Sean Spicer?!

Ninja thriller where both Nintendo and Sony independently send their own clans of shinobi after Ritchie Torres and they end up fighting each other instead of taking him out, and he just happily bumbles along Mr. Magoo-style, totally oblivious to all these martial arts action sequences that are going on in the background

Democrats do suck ass, though

So uhhh, 2027 is the year of TempleOS on the desktop, right?

Yim yum indeed