im going to be so mad if I have to pay full price for mcrondalds because the app is down and I still have to show up at the office.

also, please only retaliate in ways that involve or me playing video games all day waiting for to figure out how to reboot the entire country’s datacenter when all the power cables got viruses at the same time.

Posadism wins again.

just stole a brand new printer

In 2035, 99% of tweets will be far right AI bots using AI assisted natural selection to automatically create waves of fine-turned misinformation in response to all news events, including AI generated news of events that never happened.

It’s definitely not counter culture, no matter how hard they astroturf themselves to be.

Everyone wears this mask of charisma, but it’s suffocating and pretentious

I think the total rejection of anger is dangerous, similar to not allowing people to be sad.

TYL Toxic Positivity?

Hey guys, I’m going to read you the marketing pamphlet for the latest product while flashing you professional marketing stock photos from the official press kit. That’s it, that’s my whole review. Affiliate links below, eat it up my pay piggies!

I, of course, love that there is a place all of that can concentrate to and I can safely ignore.

Not just 2 world wars, but also the two most recent world wars

This is probably the best video to answer that question lol.

It would be funny if they thought they were recreating the September 11, Never Forget (which they will fuck up and make it overly partisan and divisive from the start) but the anti-US unity and self-liberation fervor world wide it creates ends up being 100x bigger.

This tiger doesn’t rob, getting only $10-$50 in a mugging sucks, the good shit is when you get multiple pinless credit cards and max them out with Nintendo switch 2s to fuck over scalpers by flooding the second hand market.

Here are some engaging and enigmatic names for your characters:

Ann, Bob, Dan, Fran, Gene, Helen, Jim, Kim, Lou, Mary, Nina, Paul, Ron, Steve, Tina, Will.

Would you like me to assist you with doing all the other parts of writing?

oh yeah like Ayatollah is going to stand up for South Africa when there’s a new Mario Kart on the Nintendo Switch 2.

it’s funny those were like $380 at the time of the film but one of the fastest things to become outdated and worthless.

Why Was Nvidia Hosting Blogs About ‘Brazilian Facesitting Fart Games’?

why are you not?

they’re weir 1 or 2 pre-Luigis in Q4 2024 by former troops, kind of surprised there hasn’t been more since.

usually the DM has a big lore and world building, this one is like he just called it in