Love how the Spartan banner says “This is Iran”!!
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Weird way to announce that you are personally joining the war on Iran on the side of Iran, but ok.
Many people are asking me, everybody’s asking, “Sir, why are you joining the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps?”And I tell them, that’s because they are the ones who asked me. The new Ayatollah called, actually. Very nice call. He said, “Donald, we need somebody tremendous.”
And I told him, and I’ve told many people, that nobody has more respect for the Revolutionary Guard than me. Beautiful organization. Fantastic uniforms, the olive gray, very underrated.
Now they’re giving me a rank. They wanted to go straight to Supreme Commander. I said “Let’s start with General”. I’m a very humble person, maybe the most humble.
Trump might honestly be the best leader Iran has in this war.
Who won the battle of Thermopylae?
Who won the battle of Thermopylae?
Now I just want to hear Trump say ‘Thermopylae’ on TV.
“Folks, we had, wow, like 300 men, big strong men, GREEK men, can I say that on tv? Greek? Anyway we had those men and they were just pushing back the Persians like no one has ever seen before, amazing really, and I was there, I had a sword, when you’re president they let you hold the sword, I had the sword and I was swinging it at them slashing sounds wow it was a bloodbath but we won and won bigly too. The fake news, cnn, failing new york times will say we lost, but real patriots know the truth!”
The fake Trump ad libs are better than what the POTUS can come up with these days :( we used to be a country.
Thermo Polyp Monopoly
So recall that the battle of Thermopylae was a strategic defeat for the Greeks
Yes Iran kick the Donald down the
Love how the Spartan banner says “This is Iran”!!
Amazing that there’s still no cracks in the armor, not even being facetious. Vast majority of Americans tacitly approve of this shit. You obviously have the GOP in his corner but then the Democrats are busy going on Fox News to talk about the far left. The clown has consolidated complete power in this asshole nation.
Hasan is the new bad guy of the week. Any leftist goes on tv and tries to say hey like people can’t afford to eat and the host interrupts them with “BUT DO YOU CONDEMN HASAN PIKER?!”
‘I literally cannot afford beans’
‘SO ISRAEL DOESN’T HAVE A RIGHT TO EXIST?’
There are a couple intermediary steps, but yes, B does follow from A.
‘I literally cannot afford beans’
‘But this politician would cut funding to Israel and says he wants to let in all the illegals’
‘Ok man, but I’m dying over here. I need help.’
‘SO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO EXIST BUT ISRAEL DOESN’T?’
i do
Vast majority of Americans tacitly approve of this shit.
No they don’t? Support for the war is just 38% and falling. As always, it didn’t matter what the average American wants or approves of anyway, cause it’s not a democracy.
You think he’s ever fired a gun?
I used to say he’s never driven a car then footage came out of him driving Barron and Melania around. So we need footage of him shooting an ar-15 and wincing from the recoil, probably shooting without ear protection too.
I thought we had an emoji where he was staring into the sun during a partial eclipse. Nevertheless, funny times.
Someone a long time ago mentioned he had a concealed carry permit in NY
His sons killed elephants and the like to prove their manliness in Africa
“Stop whining that you’re down to eating weird platypus tail protein slabs…Tonight you dine in Hell!”300 was already barely subtle propaganda, and he’s just being completely obvious, lol
trump is saying he’s on iran’s side now and he plans to hold out with them as long as possible and i respect that
Would work really well as a bootleg movie cover from China but no it’s just the wetboy ai posting on main.
He’s sick, he’s obscene.
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Oh he absolutely thinks every US soldier is a total loser
Wasn’t that a well known Trump first term scandal? At a WW1 or WW2 memorial, IIRC.
I think it was when he was ragging on McCain saying he only liked winners or something.
That and I believe he went to a memorial for troops and that’s when he dropped the banger “suckers and losers”.
The core allegation is that President Donald Trump described American war dead as “losers” and “suckers,” specifically saying the Aisne‑Marne cemetery in France was “filled with losers” and that the Marines at Belleau Wood were “suckers.” Multiple reporting threads trace the claim to The Atlantic’s 2020 story and subsequent confirmations and denials from senior officials, leaving the factual record dependent on anonymous sourcing and later eyewitness assertions rather than audio or contemporaneous documentation; Trump has consistently denied the statements as “totally false”
2 things Trump has done correct and morally well in his life:
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Draft dodging
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Taking diarrhea dumps on the troops
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Sometimes I think he really does hate the US military and is mocking them.
He just like me fr
Sometimes I think he really does hate the US military and is mocking them.
To be fair an aversion to cockroaches is probably natural
yeah he has to go to work with these people every day
Sometimes I think he really does hate the US military and is mocking them.
one of his vanishingly few good qualities
This is asking for the Lionel hutz treatment.
“No more Mr. Nice guy”? No, it’s meant to read “No! More Mr. Nice guy.”
Surprising amount of mostly accurate details. That actors face (he’s a chud, don’t care to remember his name), the AR and Trump actually keeping a straight trigger finger, the camo, that guy’s nipple… Why does Trump have mags in the magazine pouches tho?
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