lean your head back and let it slide down your throat hole like a snek

i dont recommend headbutts. ive done it. nobody wins in a headbutt. but i guess if you are drunk you might not notice

Chinese Abortion Skyscraper is the new hit single from my favorite deathmetal artist, [unreadable text].

It is my understanding that every child in China is required to complete at least grade 9 (basically junior high) and in school you already learn Mandarin so even if this was mandated then what would it change?

moisturized and thriving, i see

heaven forbid a man do anything…

yes, im sublimating my existential dread, why do you ask?

incomparably evil

i see the libs tossing around that “30,000 dead” number they made up but to be clear, this will kill and sicken far far more than that

just a constant reminder that violating copyright law is literally doing thought crimes like you cant own thoughts mfer what you talking about

thought crime is cool and good do thought crime erryday

“I was slop-posting. I’m slop-posting right now.”

I get ads in Mandarin, Spanish, Russian, German, and Thai on YT. I’m only conversational in English. I know only some basic Spanish and Mandarin. The algorithm does not know what to do with me.

no i never shidded and i aint shiddin for no one

haha it looks like its pressed against his temple and he aint havin it

That sucks that you’ve had to jump through so many metaphorical hoops but I’m glad to hear you are finally able to access benefits that are rightfully yours. Wishing you the best.

are they deliberately adding “she must have scoliosis” into the prompt

depends on the game

the ultimate goal of work under capitalism is to escape it

“Why would I start now?”

After this was posted Iran launched missiles at Bahrain and Kuwait.

I’m unironically opening up every conversation IRL with “Do you condemn the US and Israel?” after that shit. No excuses.