Plot twist: The parents know there’s no such thing as the bean virus, they’re just pretending to fall for it so that the poster keeps sending them free beans.

Kinda funny that the navy realized they could just disobey an order from Trump and he wouldn’t even notice it was disobeyed.

Really gives “British Royal Navy awarding medals for the Battle of Cartagena before the Battle even happens” energy.

At some point, Netanyahu is going to learn who ACTUALLY calls the shots.

He has the ability to see the future, but he can’t tell WHEN in the future it is, or who everyone is.

And can anyone answer if my assumption is correct that South Korea and Guam are too far to reliably see missiles in the Middle East?

If boots on the ground is happening, Trump may have accidentally been correct that this will end with unconditional surrender.

Iran should try a new espionage tactic: Say something confidently incorrect about F-35s on the War Thunder forums.

Is this a… normal amount of friendly fire?

Probability of Vaush face turn by 2027?

What happens if they’re all taken out?

Remember when we ignored John Fetterman being pro-fracking and having held that black guy at gunpoint?

Interesting bet, there’s literally no way to win. If it doesn’t happen, you lose the bet. If it does, then the currency has no more value anymore.

Can NATO allies’ combined forces produce interceptors faster than Iran can produce missiles, or will they exhaust their supply, albeit a bit slower?

Here’s why:

We haven’t had enough wh*res who steal lemons lately.

Logically, the real option would be to stop Israel then, so even that doesn’t hold up.

I could see the US try to implement it if they get defeated by Iran using that strategy.

I wonder how pissed the libs at r/ShermanPosting would be if I told them that Iran bombing Dubai, the slavery city, is Sherman-coded.

But then they won’t have an underclass to oppress! What’s the point of even being alive then?