I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure she definitely stuck after landing from THAT height.

it looks right on desktop, wrong on mobile

Dope, that makes a lot more sense haha

You’re… Part of a 1940s Italian anti fascist league?

He considers himself to be using those funds to build the vanguard, for what that’s worth. He has a long history of direct action and using his finances to help the cause.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fergie-chambers-cox-enterprises-heir-overthrow-us-1234983156/

This is even better than if the text actually got into the bubble correctly

Flight travel is profitable, keeping children alive surprisingly isn’t. Sorry, that’s just the infinite wisdom of the market at work.

It would actually be really funny to publish a study evaluating the cost of this policy over the last 24 years, even in bullshit neoliberal economic analysis.

Looking at the cost of time primarily - how long taking shoes on and off adds to the process, how many man hours have to go into TSA to do THAT specifically, the average wage of a traveler and the lost “value of their time” from the extra wait, and all of this multiplied by the hundreds of millions of flights per year.

That’s what we’re willing to spend to keep airlines profitable because people get spooked off flying due to a really weird and niche terrorist attack for like, a week, but we won’t spend a goddamn DIME to stop children being ventilated in the halls of their schools.

very well funded and run by the dumbest people you can imagine. “Yes sir, I’ll canvas that neighborhood!” - immediately go home to smoke weed and eat takeout paid for by the “campaign”

I think the most insulting of these to read was the “street performer.” I thought it might be like, a busker or something, but no. It’s a man paid to wear a gorilla suit promoting an airline for gulf monarchy states. What an incredible microcosm for the tragedy of climate change. “BOIL IN YOUR OWN JUICES, SERF. OUR PLANET DESTROYING INDUSTRY FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE ULTRA RICH ISN’T GOING TO ADVERTISE ITSELF!”

THIS IS MY HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

Are you kidding? Touching another man’s hand is obviously gay, just like washing your butthole. The safest thing to do is never touch your hands together and absolutely under no circumstances can you wash your butthole.

No rules about not scratching your butthole though, that’s just what the good lord intended we do with our hands after all.

Democratic strategists getting ready to tell politicians to get more racist to court “the independent” vote

Come on, put a NSFW filter on that. It’s clearly just a really big butt plug.

Turns out feasting on human brains really is the key to superpowers and eternal life, only problem is that up until this point only zombies ate enough to find out!

The people who gas lit us at the beginning of this phase of the genocide about how “Sometimes Hamas rockets just go off on hospitals like that, it definitely wasn’t Israel!” Deserve to be shot into Israel attached to a rocket.

For you

the parchmentarian or Secretariat or whatever said it wasn’t allowed so really it’s the voter’s fault for not electing enough Democrats and that’s why we can’t have nice things. You greedy leftists should just be grateful the camps are being run efficiently now instead of acting as corruption syphons for the rich! Buttigieg is only using contractors who operated in a diverse neighborhood for 4 years and are pell grant recipients.

Oh no, that’s anarcho-capitalist, you’ve come to the wrong club.

Stalls I guess, as in, “the bathroom stall,” but I kind of like cubicle as I do get down to business in there and their workplace counterparts are a shitty place to be.