“Don’t drink and drive dumdum, just get a ride home from your mommy or get the brus” - Dr. Steve Brule

I am terrified of flying, if air hostesses were French kissing mid flight I’d probably forget to be scared

Max 🔥🔥🔥 what a run

How do people still argue that landlords are useful and necessary?

Gylfi Sigurdsson for an Icelander 💀

😂😂😂 what an own goal

Newcastle will get a taste of their own medicine this season. Getting roughed up by Sunderland lmao

Yes

The total joy on the faces of these fans, lovely to see

Viktor “yea” Gyokeres

(watch his interview and you’ll get it)

😄😄

Hey it’s Sir Hans and Henry!

One sells copp, one sells slop

Chef’s own specialty

French people when: 😡😡😡

A Christian girl once told me that she couldn’t date me because I was a non believer. I could tell it hurt her to say it, but it seemed like genuine conviction.

It’s a shame, because she was lovely.

The metrics of what make an AI model politically biased are contentious and open to interpretation, however, and therefore may allow the administration to use the order to target companies at its discretion.

This part is key. It gives Trump the power to shut down anything he doesn’t like. Just another string to his fascist bow.

This Isak situation is crazy man. If he goes to Liverpool it’s an unbelievable signing for them. And they’ve already signed Ekitike and Wirtz!!

Undoing all the gains made during the sexual revolution. Conservatives taking us back to the puritanical dark ages.

The “we hate easily offended snowflakes” crowd, eternally rattled by anyone that makes fun of them.

Plenty of kind words for Hogan here 😆