• minorkeys@sh.itjust.works
    64·
    10 hours ago

    4 exercises that will make your dick so hard it can tear open any of her orifices. /s

    Only disgusting trash people like this shit.

  • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1162·
    2 days ago

    For anyone wondering, the exercises are the front squat, overhead press, clean and jerk, and snatch. Source: tightest girl I ever fucked was a competitive olympic lifter. Will be chasing that high the rest of my life

    • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.orgEnglish
      3·
      10 hours ago

      All of those require significant core stabilization and pelvic floor muscles get activated at the same time, it might be even arguable that those are core muscles as well.

      So basically years of intense core work should do the trick.

      For positive encouragement for anyone coming across this comment, there’s a thing called coregasm aka having an orgasm from flexing the core muscles. Women are more likely to experience it.

      • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        10 hours ago

        On one hand, I think this is a fair assessment.

        In the other, I’ve fucked runners, yoga instructors, climbers, acrobats, bodybuilders, surfers, and plenty of casual lifters. No one else comes close. my hypothesis is that lifting really heavy forces the core to engage with maximum strength - which is not an effect you get even with other forms of exercise traditionally considered highly core-intensive.

        I’m split as to whether a powerlifter would see the same effect. On one hand, heavy weight should induce the core to maximally tighten. On the other, I wonder if there is something special in catching a heavy weight in the deep squat position that would create an even greater degree of core and pelvic floor engagement.

        • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.orgEnglish
          2·
          9 hours ago

          But there’s the difference. All but the casual lifters and bodybuilders don’t come anywhere near close enough core stabilization that’s required for competitive level Olympic lifts. Casual lifters usually don’t get anywhere near human limitations, that includes core strength as well and bodybuilders focus on specific physique and usually abs should be visible, but not that overdeveloped. Meaning those aren’t as strong as competitive level Olympic lifter.

          Though good point, you’d need to test this theory out with competitive powerlifters and strongman(women) competitors as well. Both use free weights which does require significant amounts of stabilization, strongman(women) competitors would probably have comparable core strength as they do unconventional lifts, which requires more stabilization than powerlifting.

        • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
          1·
          10 hours ago

          Lifting is so demanding on the core that at the competitive level, it’s humanly impossible for the core muscles to keep up.
          So lifters have to wear thick belts to keep their insides from spilling out.
          You can assume that a competitive lifter has core strength close to the human limit.

          • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
            4·
            9 hours ago

            I mean… you can compete at any level in powerlifting or oly lifting. Being “competitive” really just means you enter competitions - it doesnt necessarily imply anything about your ability.

            Also, if you are using your lifting belt to stop your guts from spilling out, you are using it wrong. You are supposed to press against it to generate additional intra-abdominal pressure, stabilizing the trunk and allowing more load.

            Anyway, my point was that maybe oly lifters of comparable level to powerlifters would have tighter pussies. And also, we still have no direct proof that big numbers in the powerlifts will translate to increases in functional pussy tightness.

            Clearly, more research is needed before we can draw solid conclusions about this important topic. Any interested volunteers for future experiments should contact me immediately, so we can work together to improve the world’s scientific knowledge for the betterment of humanity.

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
      491·
      1 day ago

      Crossfit gf is a brat who judges every time I cum quick.

      She snapped multiple condoms off

      Can only imagine Olympic weight lifter.

      Thank you for your service. 🫡

    • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
      16·
      23 hours ago

      Actually, yes. Kegel/pelvic floor exercises can make your erection stronger, help treat premature ejaculation, help treat ED, and even make your penis bigger by increasing bloodflow. Plus treating incontinence and potentially improving prostate health.

      Just squeeze the muscle you use to stop the flow of urine for 1 second on, one second off until 20 minutes is easy. Then increase the squeeze duration by 1 second and repeat.

      It’s also great to incorporate into ab exercises as it also causes you to contract the abs in the pubic region.

      Or, if you listen to music a lot, squeeze to the beat. I often do mine listening to music in the shower if I didn’t do an ab workout.

      If you get muscles strong enough, you can also basically stop an orgasm by relaxing the muscles. If you time it really carefully, you can even ejaculate a decent amount without ever going over the edge. Helpful for when you’re trying to hit the 21 per month ejaculation target for prostate cancer risk reduction, but orgasming too frequently might ruin your chances of rising to the occasion with a partner (happens to me because prozac).

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
      131·
      1 day ago

      4 exercises that make your dick so tight it becomes a sounding guillotine?

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
        2·
        9 hours ago

        It’s surprising what you can fit in a urethra with lube, patience and determination

        Note: if it hurts, don’t do it. Discomfort is one thing, but pain is something else altogether

    • Lantsu@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      20·
      1 day ago

      Almost the same, was able to identify the problem and do some home… anti-excersices and I’m doing so much better now. The idea of a tight pussy might be fun, and sure if it’s a one time thing it is a lot of fun for the one who penetrates… But to live with and to be with in a longer relationship? No fun, for neither. Causing pain when it should be pleasure is not ideal.

      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
        5·
        23 hours ago

        As the one who penetrates: one that gets tight while orgasming is much more fun than one that’s constantly tight.

      • Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
        6·
        1 day ago

        My wife’s going through the same thing right now. Lemme tell you, having your partner literally cry in pain from penetration and lose literally all libido because of the consistent pain ain’t worth the slightly tighter experience

        • Lantsu@sopuli.xyzEnglish
          5·
          1 day ago

          Been there… Yet my ex partners didn’t care, they were happy with the tightness. I hope it gets better for you two.

          • Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
            3·
            1 day ago

            Yet my ex partners didn’t care

            Jesus Christ that’s not okay!

            In our case it’s on the up and up, therapy has started noticably working and we might be able to start rebuilding our sexual relationship by the end of the year if her body continues cooperating with our desires

            • Lantsu@sopuli.xyzEnglish
              2·
              10 hours ago

              Wishing all the best to you! For me, my fiancé help, acceptance and patience have been lifechanging.

      • chocrates@piefed.worldEnglish
        3·
        1 day ago

        I’m sorry that sounds awful. Not the same but I’ve started having prostate spasms and those are fucking horrible

        • Lantsu@sopuli.xyzEnglish
          3·
          1 day ago

          I know a guy with those, they stop all the fun and fast! All the best to you!

          • chocrates@piefed.worldEnglish
            1·
            1 day ago

            Intense pain around your taint. It gets to the point that I can’t move or think when it happens, and it is triggered by “stuff” moving through my bowels so usually it makes me want to take an urgent shit while I’m immobile and in agony

  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    3522·
    1 day ago

    I remember when I was a horny fit girl I was a yoga teacher for 3 years earning $25 a week and no man wanted me because who could love anybody on food stamps earning $25 a week?

    Forever alone fit girl 🙋🏼‍♀️

    Being fit & healthy mean nothing unless you’re wealthy.

    What’s classy if you’re rich, but trashy if you’re poor? Being a fit girl, apparently.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      405·
      1 day ago

      So, guys don’t care about a girls income that much. There’s an entire subculture of men that prefers or demands being the sole breadwinner of their families. I’m going to say the word “tradwife” and consider my point made.

      Guys will go for an unemployed girl. Pretty and nice will get you a man. Which weren’t you?

      Mind you, when I was in college I tutored freshman chemistry for an hour on Wednesdays and made more than $25/week at it; how delusional was your business plan?

      • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        61·
        1 day ago

        I can’t help that Gold’s Gym only paid me $25/hour for one hour per week. But it also meant a free gym membership to every Gold’s in Northern Virginia & Washington DC so I spent every waking minute of every day enjoying all those gyms. And I didn’t have a car. I was biking all around Northern Virginia and Washington DC to get to all these gyms. It was beautiful & the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life but bittersweet & maddeningly lonely, only exercise endorphins kept me sane. Then the Autumn rains began and biking became uncomfortable & demoralizing, then the winter snows commenced and biking became impossible. So I had to start walking & running to the gyms.

        Exercise was my passion & my joy & my antidepressant, and without endless exercise all day I would spiral into depression. Even at night when I got home after all that I would go running a few miles around the neighborhood before taking a shower and being able to fall asleep. That winter I hit rock bottom and internet people suggested I look into my veterans benefits since I am a military veteran. So I was able to get into the VA Medical Care system and they’ve been taking care of me ever since then.

        • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
          4·
          7 hours ago

          was a yoga teacher for 3 years earning $25 a week and no man wanted me […] in Northern Virginia & Washington DC […] And I didn’t have a car.

          TL;DR: even with treating your body like a temple, having a low income and low transportation mobility makes one unattractive in the DC metro.

          In that region, single-income setups have low viability due to the egregious cost of living in the area, so people actively seek to partner up with high-income earners. Plus, the whole suburban sprawl is designed, and ultimately requires, cars in order to get around. You’d think that location would matter - and it does for schools and employment - but nobody lives near anyone else they want to date, and not being hyper mobile by driving all the time is practically a social death sentence. It can be a brutal environment that is hostile to most activities outside of earning an office-job income.

          For example, the NoVA subreddit had recurring threads started by young professionals looking to move to the area. Every time, they’d ask where the nightlife is and what rent is like in those neighborhoods. Cue the entire subreddit throwing buckets of cold water on OP, as they’d get a reality check that as a post-grad, they’d be able to afford rent anywhere from 40-60 minutes (by car) from any such hot-spot. Oh, and the same would go for their commute too, and work might be just as far from said nightlife as it is from home.

        • 1984@lemmy.today
          5·
          24 hours ago

          I guess the exercise stopped your brain from thinking and that’s why it felt good. Sometimes physical pain is much easier than emotional pain.

          What do you do in the medical care system now?

          • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            3·
            23 hours ago

            What do you do in the medical care system now?

            Currently in the waiting room for dermatology appointment because my post-op breast cancer scars aren’t healing properly.

            And any day now my prescription driving glasses should be ready to pickup at the eye care building.

            And the psychiatrist & I have been at an impasse since 2022 because she refuses to prescribe me vyvanse although it’s the only medication I’ve ever taken that makes me feel normal.

            So unmedicated, I get hospitalized occasionally to prevent killing myself.

            Meanwhile physical therapists have come in clutch helping me through my excruciating lordosis & medial epicondylitis & bone spurs/ bursitis in my shoulders.

            • 1984@lemmy.today
              3·
              23 hours ago

              Sounds like you are playing life on hard mode. Hang in there. I’ve had periods of life when it’s been difficult but it got a lot better. Sometimes random events happen, you meet someone, and things feel better.

            • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
              1·
              23 hours ago

              Uhh glad you got in the VA system but I think you don’t just need a new psychiatrist, you need a new country. Which of course is easier said than done.

              • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                1·
                23 hours ago

                Believe me I’ve thought of going to Mexico to get Vyvanse but I need to be sure the source is reputable & safe. I have no idea how to navigate all that madness so in the meantime continue life on hard mode.

                • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
                  3·
                  20 hours ago

                  Ah tbh I was hinting that you should live in a country with a better healthcare system than the US if you have so many issues. But like I said, easier said than done unfortunately.

                  Personally I’ve tried Concerta and Elvanse (same as Vyanse) and the latter helps me keep concentration, but it doesn’t help me take control of WHAT I concentrate on. Which is why I’ve written 1000 word essays on shitposts on Elvanse while I was supposed to work. Concerta did basically nothing. Glad to hear Vyanse helped you more, personally I’m not even sure what to try next, if anything. I’m the idiot paying way too much for a psychiatrist in a country with universal healthcare, but that gives me access to psychiatrists who are actually interested in modern developments in their specialty, don’t immediately consider you a drug addict for wanting to try ADHD meds (yes, I’m diagnosed, otherwise they wouldn’t prescribe it to me), and usually have available timeslots in a week or 2 at most when I’m scheduling an appointment. My current one is about 35 years old and it’s important with ADHD because the 60-70 year old ones will literally tell you that you’re just looking for amphetamine and go get laid(if you’re a man with any issues whatsoever)/have children(if you’re a woman with depression for an example)/whatever because that will solve all your problems. I’m not kidding either.

                  Does the VA only give you access to that one psychiatrist or are there others you could see about your issues? I’m not American (only visited once), but I’ve known people that lived there and I… happen to know how some people have gotten better healthcare through, well, omitting some facts in eligibility checks.

      • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        42·
        1 day ago

        Lots of men came to my yoga classes but I was struggling so hard for survival I had no energy left for anything else. When people tried to get to know me the first things they would ask are “So what else do you do? Where do you live? Oh you have to run/walk/bike 20 miles to get here because you don’t have a car?” Basically gathering enough info to determine my net worth, then I was trash to them.