My shirts only come from Hyena Agenda and Nomad Complex.

Die with no next of kin so it doesn’t cost you or your family anything.

Maybe slightly off topic but the other night I went out to get a snack and in the parking lot of the adjacent clinic behind the gas station I went to, I thought I saw a possum just washing itself in the rain but when my lights actually went over it, it was the biggest god damn RAT I had ever seen. Thing made the subway rats in New York look like field mice!

Just FYI, if anyone just needs something with some flavor, you can always lick my beard. There’s always sauce or something in it that I can’t quite get with a napkin. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Trump himself cannot be charged with a crime

Why? Because he said so?

100% relate to the final form. I have stacks of notebooks full of ideas, and a head full of thousands more than never get written down. I have the knowledge and the skill to make every single one a reality.

If I had just an iota of executive function, I would be set for life.

I wouldn’t say it’s belief itself as much as “I want to believe” that aliens have either crashed here or made contact with us, but it’s not anywhere like the major big coverups these conspiracies usually tell.

In my head-canon, these were otherwise minor incidents that only a handful of people know about, and they keep it under wraps because they don’t know jack shit about the aliens, can’t actually talk to them, and don’t want to scare people as well as the evidence they have isn’t conclusive because it’s not made of fantastic magic materials, but just normal fucking shit you can find on Earth like gold and iron.

It sure would be more interesting than “it was a mylar weather balloon, and people just didn’t know about mylar at the time and the only reason it even blew up was because of an over-zealous newspaper reporter who wrote that famous headline, while the retraction for that headline went completely under the radar as it was less sensational.”

I am an atheist and this is still pretty easy to answer:

Your parents probably love you unconditionally, too, that doesn’t mean they didn’t punish you when you misbehaved growing up.

I’m not quite sure where your interpretation of heaven and hell is coming from, but the Christian Bible doesn’t describe them in any way that what you said makes sense.

Limitless. It was just starting to get to the good shit when they cancelled it!

I was also upset by Star Gate Universe’s cancellation. I hadn’t been a fan of StarGate prior to its release. Seen a couple bits here and there but never just watched the show. After going through SG-1 and Atlantis, I can see why OG fans didn’t like Universe. But I still think it was great on its own, as someone who knew nothing about the OG series when I saw it. But, if they do re-explore the same story and ideas, I’d want it to be the same campy shit that SG-1 was, instead of the serious tones Universe had.

Because humans.

“As a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery.” - Agent Smith, The Matrix (1999)

It’s not criticism when the employee behind the counter says “sir, you can’t be back here this area is for employees only!”

Conair

All my combs and brushes are made by evil? No wonder I can’t feather my hair right. They’re only good at keeping it straight.

I never really liked the microblog ecosystem in general, and some of these terrible design ideas are copied by the Twitter clones, such as how a conversation is presented in a way that is not actually in a chronological order making it hard to tell who is responding to what.

It feels like it wasn’t intended for actual engagement and discussion. It’s made so you can blast your thoughts out into the net and then get the feel good brain chemicals seeing a number next to it go up. We certainly didn’t need an entirely new system for that, since there was already plenty of places to say stupid shit and seek validation.

the fact that they’re pushing free updates for a one off £20 purchase is excellent.

Even better for people like myself who got the game way back when it was only $5.

I prefer that one to the other one that means the same thing:

If wishes were fishes, we’d have some to fry.

The ghost of the pork chops I had for dinner come back to haunt me.

I’ve only seen VOIP provided by cell providers if both parties are on wifi when making the call. I’d like that same kind of call clarity over the regular phone network. I can barely understand people over the shitty normal phone network, but VOIP sounds like they’re in the room with me, and that’s why I prefer texting. Not because of my anxiety (that’s only triggered by being around a large number of people physically).

Mon deux!

Yeah, two can play at this game. 😌

“I’m dead? That’s so fetch!”

The pain is what sears anything I hand write down into my brain.