I promise I’m not being extra.

Anyone else not have edibles work for them?

Have a high tolerance for pain and weed both. Multiple sources. Legal states. 100+ mg. Nothing.

Curious if there are others. Had someone tell me one time they think it could be like the red headed pain tolerance thing.

My people. I’m coming soon.

I’m saying it in a heavy Japanese accent.

Baaaaazziinga

I always knew that chickens egg would crack and it’d live its best life.

God told me to eat your ass like groceries. Nvm it was Satan.

Damn new date night just dropped.

Orderlies don’t count. It’s like being on vacation.

They do fuck pretty good. It’s like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

Imagine being so lame you want to fit in with all the other rich pedos but they don’t let you. You have your suitcase pscked for child fuck island and they leave you on the tarmac with your dick and stuffed animal in hand.

Ok. I can understand that.

Partner freaks out if is sweaty from work out. Could not care at all.

You have done some good diplomacy this day.

Dear foot freaks,

Why?

• signed

A healthy (judgmental) degenerate

10000% hope didn’t come off dismissive.

Anyone who abuses someone whose been through that is a special kind of fucked

This is anyone tbh.

Rings more true of course for someone who has gone through that particular trauma of self discovery. All that comes with it.

Opening your heart to someone, trusting them with yourself, is one of the most vulnerable feelings in existence.

Having that abused and manipulated is unforgettable.

Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?

I know what to do

I gotta stop cumming in the pooterus

His hands are so suggestively cupping that frog I couldn’ help but be aroused. I mean look at lil slut frog faces

• me explaining my erection at the pearly gates

Typical Saturn energy.

Reading of slave punishments should be required reading like the Holocaust.

He’s just like me fr.

This looks different than the jackass movie