I see. So once again China has ruined comedy

If you’re like me and you work with computers for a living and you don’t really want to put in the hard work of fixing computers at home, you can do what I did. Which is to download an abliterated local AI and tell it what the problem is and what specs you’re working with and it will almost always fix it for you in like five minutes.

And when it doesn’t fix it in five minutes, it will destroy your operating system with whatever commands it tells you to paste in a terminal, and you were going to be wiping and reinstalling it anyway, so nothing lost.

IVE FOUND YOU. TONIGHT YOU DIE

Oh sweet I’m a virgin again

Except it’s not Chinese censored, it’s Native American censored, and it’s not censored because I colored the blood to white to make it look like cum, which in my opinion would be far worse to see than blood.

So it’s not uncensored. I mean, it is uncensored, but it’s also whatever the opposite of censoring is, where things get worse.

I’ll sit like right in the center of the lower right four.

Not 20 Intimidation Check

I was so mad in the moment. It was very out of character for me.

The guy kicked my car because I agreed with the female cashier at the 7/11 that he should leave and so I got out of the car and he pulled a gun on me. I told him to fucking do it and instead he walked away.

Good idea would be to create a version of yourself in your head with a set date five years from now.

Write down what they have achieved and what they have going for them.

Compare yourself to that as you approach that five-year date.

Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.

Forgotten Language by Shel Silverstein

Once I spoke the language of the flowers,

Once I understood each word the caterpillar said,

Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of the starlings,

And shared a conversation with the housefly in my bed.

Once I heard and answered all the questions of the crickets,

And joined the crying of each falling dying flake of snow,

Once I spoke the language of the flowers. . . .

How did it go?

How did it go?

Also, there’s probably a lot of money to be made in being a font hunter for these companies. You find a company that has infringed on the font holder’s rights. You bring that information to them. You get permission to sue on their behalf and then reap the rewards. And most companies will fork out the $20,000 rather than spend $50 or $100,000 on Litigation, and the font rights holder will catch the $20,000 on the year after for free

I wasn’t going to take no for an answer

Diane Duane.

She’s written Star Trek stories, the Young Wizard series, another series about a world of elemental magic, her writing is engaging and accessible and intelligent and tight, and she’s honestly a really kind and nice caring person.

I’m the “Honey, I don’t know if I want to eat here” special

What idiot IT specialist does not run a segregated VLAN for guest wifi access? That is just rude.

I want to be butchered and cooked, but not eaten.

Even if that were the case, like, the best she could do would be pressing criminal charges because none of them have any money now to pay her back the difference.

They must be scared writing hit pieces on it before it’s even available