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Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Robot Escorted Away By Cops After Terrorizing Old Woman
32·2 days agoIf it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization.English
6·2 days agoI have an original Civ2 disk with my CD stacks. Only one remaining cd-rom…
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Three ships in Strait of Hormuz hit by 'unknown projectiles'English
8·3 days agoSome things are just unknowable…
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political officeEnglish
12·3 days agoAnd that dumbass would be better than the rest of the dipshits in the Trump cabinet.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
Tranarchism: Trans against the State@lemmy.blahaj.zone•How does contemporary anarchism differ from historical anarchism?
1·4 days agoThe same way it differs from equine-scat anarchism.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•White House privately asks Republicans to stop talking about ‘mass deportations’ as public opinion turns on ICE: reportEnglish
26·4 days agoSo then it’s Epstein files and mass deportations 24/7, got it.
That’s what she said?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump Declares Iran War Nearly Over: ‘The War is Very Complete, Pretty Much’English
14·5 days agoAmericaaaaaaaaa…
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldtoAltMedia@altmedia.house•Iranian drones strike Amazon data centres in Bahrain, UAE
4·8 days agoInteresting way to force an issue.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldtoRealTesla@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos-Backed Real Estate Company Is Launching A New Fund To Acquire More Single-Family Homes Across The U.S.English
34·8 days agoThey need to make that illegal
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•‘We can’t find it’: Noem battered over $143M in no-bid contracts to operative-tied biz that doesn’t have HQ or website
28·8 days agoShe’s untrainable. We should take her to the gravel pit.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump fires DHS secretary Kristi Noem, replaces her with Sen. Markwayne Mullin
1·9 days agoThat’s because they had to distinguish him from his brother-uncle.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS
28·11 days agoI had not really considered going full-time Linux until now. If they attempt to force that unto me, it will be the end of Microsoft for my household. I’ve successfully been AT&T free for almost 2 decades. There are a few other companies like that which will never earn another direct dollar from me. Microslop may be next.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
Australia@aussie.zone•Wong warns Australians in Middle East of 'difficult days ahead' as flights cancelledEnglish
3·13 days agoYep, my joke is going over well.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Washington State Residents Pressed 2 for Spanish. The Bot Spoke Spanish-Accented English Instead
4·14 days agoYou needo a birth certificato to renewo youro licenseo…yo
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
Australia@aussie.zone•Wong warns Australians in Middle East of 'difficult days ahead' as flights cancelledEnglish
45·14 days agoWhat’s Wong?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldtoshitposting@lemmy.ml•Its warming up outside. Do I *really* need housing?
61·14 days agoWhat about as an overweight cheerleader whose always made fun of because her rolls hang out of the uniform and her braces make her lips curl out too much? I think I can find a uniform and an willing to get braces just so it’s extra believable. Do you think that would make a feasible homeless person?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•EU scrambles for unity as Iran crisis exposes transatlantic riftEnglish
834·14 days agoWith them saying the bombing was a result of a breakdown in negotiations, it’s hard not to see the rest of the article as complete propaganda. This was not a breakdown in negotiations.








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