Landlord: “(dead serious) That’s not my problem!”

Admittedly I probably would have thought it was cool looking when I was a kid. Luckily the only children who can afford them are manchildren.

Ah, yes, the bastion of radical progressivism and LGBTQ+ rights, the… Catholic Church?

Far out.

Yes, the argument failed in the past. But, on the other hand, I’m the main character, so when I do it things will be different.

The article says in like the next sentence they won’t be allowed on highways.

If there’s no due process, it’s not arresting and deporting, it’s kidnapping and human trafficking.

Not necessarily. I just meant in the context they provide for the event.

Yall n’wahs need blessed Vivec.

No. How did you reach that conclusion?

Seems like a good opportunity to frame Musk and Erdogan as allies.

It is so fucking embarrassing to be an American nowadays…

Republican state Senator Jay Collins, the bill’s sponsor, said the measure was about parental rights: “We should let them say what’s best for their kids at 16- to 17-year-olds, that’s what we’re saying by this.”

What complete and utter horseshit. It’s already legal for them to work more as long as they have parental permission. This bill is about helping companies to normalize exploiting underpaid teenagers by removing the extra steps of actually giving the parent their say.

“What can we do to reduce how much our virulent racism impacts the economy?”

“Child labor?”

“Brilliant”

Is the butter there to get the taste of the other three out of your mouth?

Destroy the part of you that cringes.

As long as neoliberals are the only alternative, fascism will always come back.

Everyone knows the parts of the federal government they have involvement with aren’t all that wasteful. The sad truth is we’re very, very far away from conservative voters realizing the rest of the government is about the same, and the wealthy just use the idea of wasteful spending as a red herring to distract from their taxes being unsustainably low.

Induction cooktops are just a ruse by big cast iron to sell us skillets we don’t even need.

Thanks, I hate it.